The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and the washing machine leaks soap all over the floor.


I put in a new tap

and, you get the Rockettes lined up in front of you.

I put in directions to learn the watusi.

 

[Austin8]

and, after the loving, I'll have to go home.

I put in a pile of laundry.

i sort it and get the timer set

I put in a cup of homemade laundry soap

 

[YoursSINSerely]

i sort it and get the timer set

I put in a cup of homemade laundry soap

and, the twenty-mule team arrives at your door.

I put in a pooper scooper.

 

[Austin8]

and, the twenty-mule team arrives at your door.

I put in a pooper scooper.

but the Mutt Mitt works better

I put in a lavender scented poop bag! For the ladies!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the Mutt Mitt works better

I put in a lavender scented poop bag! For the ladies!

and, the ladies pinch their noses and point you toward the barrel.

I put in a white flag.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the ladies pinch their noses and point you toward the barrel.

I put in a white flag.

and your unconditional surrender is eagerly accepted.

I put in a personalized Marshall Plan...

 

[Austin8]

and your unconditional surrender is eagerly accepted.

I put in a personalized Marshall Plan...

but Marshall Tucker Band won't re-group for your Birthday

I put in a brick made from Colorado River Mud

 

[Handley_Page]

but Marshall Tucker Band won't re-group for your Birthday

I put in a brick made from Colorado River Mud

with an invitation to make several million others.


I put in some straw

 

[YoursSINSerely]

with an invitation to make several million others.


I put in some straw

and, the big bad wolf blows down your house.

I put in a red cape.

 

[Austin8]

and, the big bad wolf blows down your house.

I put in a red cape.

and it matches your hat

i put in an Ace bandage

 

[Handley_Page]

and it matches your hat

i put in an Ace bandage

applied with care. . .

I put in a splint

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the hood shrouds the secrets.

I put in a wooden swing...

 

[Austin8]

and the hood shrouds the secrets.

I put in a wooden swing...

but it becomes a schwing!

i put in a copy of Usain Bolts new book

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it becomes a schwing!

i put in a copy of Usain Bolts new book

and, it gets moved over to the Monday Night's fare of the vending machine.

I put in a pig's ear.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, it gets moved over to the Monday Night's fare of the vending machine.

I put in a pig's ear.

and it make a lovely purse.

I put in a Remembrance Day Poppy

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it make a lovely purse.

I put in a Remembrance Day Poppy

and, it reminds me that I never bought one this year. Damn!

I put in a heartfelt thank you to the men and women in uniform.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I add that it was a day of remembrance across the world...

I put in a drawbridge...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I add that it was a day of remembrance across the world...

I put in a drawbridge...

and, when it's down, we are all connected.

I put in a connect-the-dots drawing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, when it's down, we are all connected.

I put in a connect-the-dots drawing.

and are quite surprised to see the arousing results when you connect them.

I put in an x-rated book of picture puzzles...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

but I notice there are some very crucial pieces missing.

I put in a lilting lullaby...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and "baby and me and the devil makes three; go to sleep you little baby..."

I put in an alluring and a-lulling siren song...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and it lures and lulls you into a false sense of security.

I put in jagged rocks...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it lures and lulls you into a false sense of security.

I put in jagged rocks...

and our ship has it's bottom ripped out.



I put in a rescue helicopter.

 

[pathology_liz]

and our ship has it's bottom ripped out.



I put in a rescue helicopter.

unfortunately it's flown by a Prince.

I let down my hair?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I put in a resume

you need to write what the person ahead of you gets before you put in your item...