The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

but it rolls right into a trolley barn

I put in a town crier

and he gets a lot of sympathy for the town.

I put in an old guild hall...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he gets a lot of sympathy for the town.

I put in an old guild hall...

and, it leads you to the crown jewels.

I put in a crown.

 

[Austin8]

and, it leads you to the crown jewels.

I put in a crown.

dental work is out...

I put in a string and doorknob.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

dental work is out...

I put in a string and doorknob.

LOL

and, the cat has a new toy.

I put in lively mouse.

 

[Austin8]

LOL

and, the cat has a new toy.

I put in lively mouse.

hmm, mouse...

I put in a mouse house!

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

better than a trap. I let the mouse perch on my shoulder.

I put in a herd of alpaca...

 

[Austin8]

better than a trap. I let the mouse perch on my shoulder.

I put in a herd of alpaca...

and their sweet smile lulls you into a false sense of calm, and when they have you quite relaxed and in a state of euphoria, they nibble on your clothes, till you realize, you are totally naked!!!

I put in a 35mm camera with a motor drive, containing explicit photos of alpacas and a mouse...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and their sweet smile lulls you into a false sense of calm, and when they have you quite relaxed and in a state of euphoria, they nibble on your clothes, till you realize, you are totally naked!!!

I put in a 35mm camera with a motor drive, containing explicit photos of alpacas and a mouse...

and, Pixar releases their first adult animated film in 2011.

I put in a worn out crayon.

 

[Austin8]

and, Pixar releases their first adult animated film in 2011.

I put in a worn out crayon.

perfect for melting over a bottle to make a candle

I put in a simpler way of life... ahhhh.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

perfect for melting over a bottle to make a candle

I put in a simpler way of life... ahhhh.

and you find the way there is pretty complicated.

I put in a Zen Master and a hot dog...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

*LMAO at Austin* I'll have to remember that, next time I am nibbled upon. Oh! My winter contest story (just entered it), features the fleece-y, nibbling fiends *grins* Drat, I knew there was something I forgot to add about them. Nibbling, so true!

Babs, something inherently wrong about that comment. Wouldn't mind an adult Pixar, but alpacas and a mouse? *haha*



and the Zen Master ponders the karmic implications of said hot dog.

I put in Reiki: Cho Ku Rei symbol...

 

[Austin8]

*LMAO at Austin* I'll have to remember that, next time I am nibbled upon. Oh! My winter contest story (just entered it), features the fleece-y, nibbling fiends *grins* Drat, I knew there was something I forgot to add about them. Nibbling, so true!

Babs, something inherently wrong about that comment. Wouldn't mind an adult Pixar, but alpacas and a mouse? *haha*



and the Zen Master ponders the karmic implications of said hot dog.

I put in Reiki: Cho Ku Rei symbol...

and sometimes a post speaks to you.

I put in a explanation of symbolism.

 

[pathology_liz]

and sometimes a post speaks to you.

I put in a explanation of symbolism.

and take out the book "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"

I put in a sofa in the middle of the university library.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and take out the book "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"

I put in a sofa in the middle of the university library.

and you get a heavy tome from the Dewey 800s.

I put in a copy of the late Tuli Kupferberg's "1001 Ways to Make Love at Brooklyn College"...

 

[pathology_liz]

and you get a heavy tome from the Dewey 800s.

I put in a copy of the late Tuli Kupferberg's "1001 Ways to Make Love at Brooklyn College"...

and Brooklyn College breaks out into WAR!

I put in a water cannon.

(p.s. I'll be sure to get this book out of the library next time I'm there)

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

I eye the water canon and think to myself that I prefer jacuzzi jets, for the water play I have in mind.

I put in a warm glass of milk...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I eye the water canon and think to myself that I prefer jacuzzi jets, for the water play I have in mind.

I put in a warm glass of milk...

and, I add some chocolate to it, hold it in my hot little hands for awhile and return a cup of cocoa to you.

I put in a marshmallow.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

I beam a smile at you, Babs and accept the cup, drinking slowly and offering you a spot by the fire. (Ignoring the fact that at this moment, it is 60 degrees here. Writing winter stories causes snow-lust)

I put in a cookie of your choice (which would it be?)...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I beam a smile at you, Babs and accept the cup, drinking slowly and offering you a spot by the fire. (Ignoring the fact that at this moment, it is 60 degrees here. Writing winter stories causes snow-lust)

I put in a cookie of your choice (which would it be?)...

and, I'll take the one you baked in the shape of a penis and swallow it whole.

I put in a mound of coconut.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I wonder if it's shaved or curly. (I better get my ass in gear, get off these boards, and have a productive day, while I have the chance).

I put in a lumbar support pillow...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I give you my sweet pussy lips.

I put in a porn video

and, you learn all about lumbar support.

I put in a decent fucking chair.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you learn all about lumbar support.

I put in a decent fucking chair.

sorry. it turned out to be a "ducking chair" and was last used in 1712.


I put in a book of spells.

 

[Austin8]

sorry. it turned out to be a "ducking chair" and was last used in 1712.


I put in a book of spells.

but the word supercalafragalisticexpealadoshious cant be found!

I but in a Englebert Humperdink recording!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the word supercalafragalisticexpealadoshious cant be found!

I but in a Englebert Humperdink recording!

and, after the loving, I'll have to go home.

I put in a pile of laundry.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, after the loving, I'll have to go home.

I put in a pile of laundry.

and the washing machine leaks soap all over the floor.


I put in a new tap