The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

your mood is sunny however

I put in a solid run.

and, the dog thanks you for that.

I put in some puppy-dog eyes.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the dog thanks you for that.

I put in some puppy-dog eyes.

Oh; BAIT ! just the job to frighten the Fish.


I put in a No 8 Barbless hook

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh; BAIT ! just the job to frighten the Fish.


I put in a No 8 Barbless hook

And, there's no reason to have less Barbs in the world.

I put in a hooked finger pointing at me.

 

[Austin8]

And, there's no reason to have less Barbs in the world.

I put in a hooked finger pointing at me.

pointing isnt polite

I put in the fickle finger of fate

 

[YoursSINSerely]

pointing isnt polite

I put in the fickle finger of fate

and, Dan Rowen is laughing at you.

I put in a park bench.

 

[Austin8]

and, Dan Rowen is laughing at you.

I put in a park bench.

and Ruth Buzzy hits you over the head

I put in a young Goldie Hawn dancing

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Ruth Buzzy hits you over the head

I put in a young Goldie Hawn dancing

and, you go Overboard with thoughts of that.

I put in a vote for Pat Paulsen.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and the discussion seems stalled.

I put in a brand new TENS Unit...

 

[pathology_liz]

and the discussion seems stalled.

I put in a brand new TENS Unit...

Take a lovely bath and the bloody thing electrocutes me.

Having been given a lobotomy, I take out a changed personality.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Take a lovely bath and the bloody thing electrocutes me.

Having been given a lobotomy, I take out a changed personality.

and with it comes a new perspective on life, the universe, and everything.

I put in a thank-you-for-all-the-fish note...

 

[pathology_liz]

and with it comes a new perspective on life, the universe, and everything.

I put in a thank-you-for-all-the-fish note...

but the dolphins have already gone, and they didn't leave a forwarding address.

I take out my towel, and forget I can't fly.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

a manual on astral travel appears to help you out.

I put in a trance-like state of mind...and say "So Long!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

a manual on astral travel appears to help you out.

I put in a trance-like state of mind...and say "So Long!"

and you get one just as long as you asked for.

I put in a panic button...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

*laughs* I press it and tap my foot, waiting for something to happen.

I put in a "drop of golden sun"...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

*laughs* I press it and tap my foot, waiting for something to happen.

I put in a "drop of golden sun"...

and you get a Dadaist painting of a man named Ray.

I put in a walk through Washington Square Park with Georgette Magritte...

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

...and you get a little sunburn.

I put in a single teardrop.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

Oops! Thought I was in "What are you listening to now." *sheepish smile*

and it collects on your pillow.

I put in snow globe...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oops! Thought I was in "What are you listening to now." *sheepish smile*

and it collects on your pillow.

I put in snow globe...

and, you see a miracle on 34th street.

I put in letter to Santa.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and it gets sent back "no such address." Shouldn't Santa know when you move? Sheesh!

I put in a change of address...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it gets sent back "no such address." Shouldn't Santa know when you move? Sheesh!

I put in a change of address...

and, it reads 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue--state unknown.

I put in a monumental discovery.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it reads 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue--state unknown.

I put in a monumental discovery.

and you realize that all you did was look down.

I put in an uplifting thought...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you realize that all you did was look down.

I put in an uplifting thought...

and, you get a helping hand.

I put in a thoughtful neighbor.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a helping hand.

I put in a thoughtful neighbor.

and he brings you a cup of sugar.

I put in a hope...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he brings you a cup of sugar.

I put in a hope...

and, you get a wish.

I put in a wishbone.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a wish.

I put in a wishbone.

and a turkey wishes you hadn't.

I put in a vegan daughter...