The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

sounds lovely.

I put in a celtic harp...

agus fagamid suid mar ata se.

I put in a Limerick Rake...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and get out a pint?

I put in a bit of lust...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and get out a pint?

I put in a bit of lust...

and it is returned seven-fold.

I put in a secluded dell...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

where a white doe is frolicking, entcing you to follow her. She leads you to your lust's desire.

I put in a leanan sidhe...

 

[Austin8]

where a white doe is frolicking, entcing you to follow her. She leads you to your lust's desire.

I put in a leanan sidhe...

and you get a hoodoo gooboo

I put in a goodnight to all my vend buddies, everyone, have a great weekend.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and you get a sweet, sultry dreams. Enjoy your weekend too!

I put in teardrops on my pillow...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a hoodoo gooboo

I put in a goodnight to all my vend buddies, everyone, have a great weekend.

Good night, A.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a sweet, sultry dreams. Enjoy your weekend too!

I put in teardrops on my pillow...

and, you get instructions to put in the washing machine in the morning.

I put in a clean sweep.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

out with old, in with the new!

Thanks for the laugh

I put in a bright and cheery sunflower...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

out with old, in with the new!

Thanks for the laugh

I put in a bright and cheery sunflower...

and "the youth, pined away with desire" joins with the "pale virgin, shrouded in snow" to "arise and aspire, where your sun flower wishes to go."

I put in a "Tyger, burning bright"...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

out comes a "Ode to an Enchanted Light", whispered softly in the twilit night.

I put "Come with Me I Said, and No One Knew"...

 

[Austin8]

out comes a "Ode to an Enchanted Light", whispered softly in the twilit night.

I put "Come with Me I Said, and No One Knew"...

and you get a note from a secret admirer... who Knew!

I put in a inspirational book: "Run to Overcome"

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

but instead I must overcome to run.

I put in a sack of potatoes...

 

[Austin8]

but instead I must overcome to run.

I put in a sack of potatoes...

and I leave that for another, I don't eat starchy tubers...

I put in a college football game

 

[Handley_Page]

and I leave that for another, I don't eat starchy tubers...

I put in a college football game

it turns into a decent game of Rugby


I put in the winning Ashes match. . .

 

[Austin8]

it turns into a decent game of Rugby


I put in the winning Ashes match. . .

and they throw a barby on the pitch

I put it a pair of warm gloves

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out comes a neck warmer to match. I put them on.

I put in a "Who is up for some star-gazing with me out in the country?"...

 

[Handley_Page]

and out comes a neck warmer to match. I put them on.

I put in a "Who is up for some star-gazing with me out in the country?"...

and you get a long list of volunteers


I put in a(nother) picture of a Unicorn

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a long list of volunteers


I put in a(nother) picture of a Unicorn

and, it turns into one corn on my little toe.

I put in a pair of slippers.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out comes a fluffy robe. I put them both on to get toasty warm.

I put in a rider-less black charger...

 

[Handley_Page]

and out comes a fluffy robe. I put them both on to get toasty warm.

I put in a rider-less black charger...

but it only works on 80v 1600Hz supply.

I put in a a "universal" charger

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it only works on 80v 1600Hz supply.

I put in a a "universal" charger

and, all the live wires pull into your station.

I put in 200 horses.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and it's a stampede.

I put in a fair-weather friend...

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

and it's a stampede.

I put in a fair-weather friend...

And receive a plug nickle

I put in a cloudy day

 

[Austin8]

And receive a plug nickle

I put in a cloudy day

your mood is sunny however

I put in a solid run.