The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and you get the V.I.P. treatment.

I put in a 16th century four-poster bed...

(Thanks Babs, needed it and appreciate it! Not a good day

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get the V.I.P. treatment.

I put in a 16th century four-poster bed...

(Thanks Babs, needed it and appreciate it! Not a good day

Sorry, Luna. Sleep on it. Tomorrow will be a new day.

and, the canope has mirrors on it.

I put in a beautiful view.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sorry, Luna. Sleep on it. Tomorrow will be a new day.

and, the canope has mirrors on it.

I put in a beautiful view.

and everyone gathers around to see her.

I put a set of red velvet bed curtains...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and they make a sultry gown.

I put in a bidet...

(Babs, true and I will. Nothing I can do until Monday, anyway. How are you?)

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and everyone gathers around to see her.

I put a set of red velvet bed curtains...

and, there's complete privacy except for the crowd that has gathered on the other side of the curtains.

I put in a trip to the boon docks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, there's complete privacy except for the crowd that has gathered on the other side of the curtains.

I put in a trip to the boon docks.

and you find yourself in the hills beyond Manilla.

I put in a sail through the Philippine Sea...

Actually Babs, it's one word - boondocks - and it comes from "Bontoc" - the hill people (and their language) on the major island of the Philippines.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find yourself in the hills beyond Manilla.

I put in a sail through the Philippine Sea...

Actually Babs, it's one word - boondocks - and it comes from "Bontoc" - the hill people (and their language) on the major island of the Philippines.

and, all this time, I thought it was just north of Montreal. I need a map.

and, I hope you know the way home without a GPS.

I put in an oar, just one.

 

[Austin8]

and, all this time, I thought it was just north of Montreal. I need a map.

and, I hope you know the way home without a GPS.

I put in an oar, just one.

Lol, and it gets you all the way to BFE!

Hahaha

I put in a brass compass

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Lol, and it gets you all the way to BFE!

Hahaha

I put in a brass compass

and, my magnetic personality has the hand spinning in circles.

I put in a telescope.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, my magnetic personality has the hand spinning in circles.

I put in a telescope.

and we all get a good look at Babs' charms.

I put in a calf tautened by a 4-inch red stiletto...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and we all get a good look at Babs' charms.

I put in a calf tautened by a 4-inch red stiletto...

and, I raise it up for a closer examination.

I put in pair of black stockings with seams.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I raise it up for a closer examination.

I put in pair of black stockings with seams.

and a doting man kneels at your feet to roll them up your legs.

I put in a kiss to the inside of your thigh...

 

[Austin8]

and a doting man kneels at your feet to roll them up your legs.

I put in a kiss to the inside of your thigh...

Come on! get up Tio! have you no shame! Lol.
How are you doing this evening mister.

and all eyes are glued to the little window in the break room door.

I put in a pair of surprised Aliens

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a doting man kneels at your feet to roll them up your legs.

I put in a kiss to the inside of your thigh...

and, it's hot, so very hot that I start to melt the tough exterior.

I put in a fan.

 

[Austin8]

and, it's hot, so very hot that I start to melt the tough exterior.

I put in a fan.

my previous post stands.

please continue...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Come on! get up Tio! have you no shame! Lol.
How are you doing this evening mister.

and all eyes are glued to the little window in the break room door.

I put in a pair of surprised Aliens

and, they fly back to their world with snapshots to post on Literoworld.com

I put in a saucer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, they fly back to their world with snapshots to post on Literoworld.com

I put in a saucer.

and a pussy laps up the cream.

I put in a port-manteau sentence...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a pussy laps up the cream.

I put in a port-manteau sentence...

and, you get a quickie.

I put in the end.

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I lick my lips slowly, lapping up the milk.

I put in a djinn...

 

[Austin8]

and I lick my lips slowly, lapping up the milk.

I put in a djinn...

but no one knows how to pronounce it

but the aliens oogle it

I put in a ipod gen.4 with video

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I take it and head on over to the "What Are You Listening to Now" thread.

I put in a forte piano piece...

 

[Austin8]

and I take it and head on over to the "What Are You Listening to Now" thread.

I put in a forte piano piece...

the Forts Im familiar with have no pianos...

I put in a bar-room brawl, " Keep playin' Cookie!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I take it and head on over to the "What Are You Listening to Now" thread.

I put in a forte piano piece...

and it's played andante on the pianoforte.

I put in an arpeggio of sighs...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

the Forts Im familiar with have no pianos...

I put in a bar-room brawl, " Keep playin' Cookie!"

and you get crowned with a Louisville Slugger.

I put in a day at the ballpark...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

sounds lovely.

I put in a celtic harp...