The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and, it's mistaken for a whoopie chusion and I sat on it. Yeck!

I throw in the towel.

and I hope it's clean cause I used it to dry off with after my run

I put in a D-tag timing chip

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I hope it's clean cause I used it to dry off with after my run

I put in a D-tag timing chip

and, you never skip a beat.

I put in a jump rope.

 

[Austin8]

and, you never skip a beat.

I put in a jump rope.

and I jump till you show up and make me stop

I put in a brand new pair of running shoes.

 

[Babeslady]

I put in a brand new pair of running shoes.

And next time you are in the park a stranger runs up to you and drags you off into the trees for hot frantic sex.

I put in a deck of cards

 

[Austin8]

And next time you are in the park a stranger runs up to you and drags you off into the trees for hot frantic sex.

I put in a deck of cards

man o man I can hardly wait!

and we cut the deck

I put in a cucumber salad

 

[Babeslady]

and we cut the deck

I put in a cucumber salad

A whole cucuber would have been far more interesting. However we have a nice refreshing picnic lunch and play some cards?????

I put in a block of chocolate

 

[Austin8]

A whole cucuber would have been far more interesting. However we have a nice refreshing picnic lunch and play some cards?????

I put in a block of chocolate

a block??

I put in some sweet ancho chili peppers

 

[Babeslady]

a block??

I put in some sweet ancho chili peppers

Chilli flavoured chocolate. You got a sweet and spicy dessert.

I put in some vodka

 

[Austin8]

Chilli flavoured chocolate. You got a sweet and spicy dessert.

I put in some vodka

and I throw that right out, and sub in a all berry smoothie

I put in a Garmin GPS training watch

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Chilli flavoured chocolate. You got a sweet and spicy dessert.

I put in some vodka

and, it gets turned into a chocolate martini.

I put in a fancy schmancy glass.

 

[Austin8]

and, it gets turned into a chocolate martini.

I put in a fancy schmancy glass.

a glass glass or a plastic glass?

I put in a 8 ounce plastic shaker

 

[YoursSINSerely]

a glass glass or a plastic glass?

I put in a 8 ounce plastic shaker

and, if it's PABA free, you get a healthy milkshake.

I put in a paper straw.

 

[Babeslady]

and, if it's PABA free, you get a healthy milkshake.

I put in a paper straw.

And you get a beautiful frothy strawberry milkshake

I put in fresh watermelon

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and I grease it up and throw it in a pool...skinny dipping, anyone?

I put in a smudge stick...

 

[Babeslady]

and I grease it up and throw it in a pool...skinny dipping, anyone?

I put in a smudge stick...

skinny dipping yes

smudge stick????

I put in a Lilo

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out trounces "Stitch" who is falling apart at the seams.

(a sage smudge stick, to help banish negativity and such)

I put in a book of secrets...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and out trounces "Stitch" who is falling apart at the seams.

(a sage smudge stick, to help banish negativity and such)

I put in a book of secrets...

and the book can't be opened because then everyone would know.

I put in a skeleton from my closet...

 

[LunaEroticaMystica]

and out comes a master key.

I put in a poesie...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and out comes a master key.

I put in a poesie...

and Leonard Cohen seranades you with Garcia Lorca's "Little Viennese Waltz" in the Key of Sol-Majeur.

I put in a sonnet composed in moonlight...

 

[Erotic-Kiss]

and it's so beautiful that everyone around you cries.

I put in the sheet music for Ray Charles' "You Don't Know Me"...

 

[Austin8]

and it's so beautiful that everyone around you cries.

I put in the sheet music for Ray Charles' "You Don't Know Me"...

but I do know Ray!

I put in the count down to the ING NYC Marathon: 2 days 14h 25m 10s

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but I do know Ray!

I put in the count down to the ING NYC Marathon: 2 days 14h 25m 10s

and, I tell ya I've been in the traffic tie up in the past and thank you for the warning.

I put in a free pass for the Tappen Zee Bridge.

 

[Austin8]

and, I tell ya I've been in the traffic tie up in the past and thank you for the warning.

I put in a free pass for the Tappen Zee Bridge.

shoulda just hoped out an ran Bar

and im there for the start

I put in an early run: so I can get back home to watch on TV

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I tell ya I've been in the traffic tie up in the past and thank you for the warning.

I put in a free pass for the Tappen Zee Bridge.

and get one for the Menai Strait Bridge.

I put in a Law that prevents candidates spending millions on their election campaign.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

shoulda just hoped out an ran Bar

and im there for the start

I put in an early run: so I can get back home to watch on TV

and, the gunshot heard is from the city.

I put in a shoestring.