The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, I flick off the semi dirt from your shoulder.

I put in a dust pan and brush.

and I brush-up my Shakespeare.


I put in an Elephant

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I brush-up my Shakespeare.


I put in an Elephant

and everyone acts as if it's not there.

I put in a wake-up call...

 

[Austin8]

and everyone acts as if it's not there.

I put in a wake-up call...

and Ill use it Saturday morning

I put in an at-a-boy Tio, for using your artwork as an original A/V

 

[kimbalee]

and Ill use it Saturday morning

I put in an at-a-boy Tio, for using your artwork as an original A/V

and you get a thank you for the compliment from Tio.

I put in a "good job" message for Tio's artwork...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a thank you for the compliment from Tio.

I put in a "good job" message for Tio's artwork...

And the critics move on to the next piece.

I put in a new bathroom suite

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And the critics move on to the next piece.

I put in a new bathroom suite

and, you get a long list of how much I love my new bathroom.

I put in a $2,500 bill for lighting fixtures.

 

[Austin8]

and, you get a long list of how much I love my new bathroom.

I put in a $2,500 bill for lighting fixtures.

and I take that right away, cause no light fixture is worth 2G's

I put in some gorp

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I take that right away, cause no light fixture is worth 2G's

I put in some gorp

And, I hang out the handpainted sign: No Eating Allowed in the Bathroom

I put in in a fancy schmancy toilet paper holder.

 

[Austin8]

And, I hang out the handpainted sign: No Eating Allowed in the Bathroom

I put in in a fancy schmancy toilet paper holder.

and my tp just sits on the toilet tank

I put in a what's going on over there east of the river

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and my tp just sits on the toilet tank

I put in a what's going on over there east of the river

.

and, you get a weather report of cool dreary days.

I'm going to put in a much used leaf rake if I can find it.

 

[Handley_Page]

.

and, you get a weather report of cool dreary days.

I'm going to put in a much used leaf rake if I can find it.

and you discover you lend it to someone, but forget whom.

[love the pelmet, dear]

I put in a bolt of material

 

[kimbalee]

and you discover you lend it to someone, but forget whom.

[love the pelmet, dear]

I put in a bolt of material

and you get a bolt of lightning.

I put in a bug zapper...

 

[ms.read]

and you find out its a hair zapper...

I put in my unwritten manuscript....

 

[kimbalee]

and you find out its a hair zapper...

I put in my unwritten manuscript....

and you get a letter stating that it will be accepted as soon as you put some words on the pages.

I put in a list of crap I have to do this week...

 

[ms.read]

and you get a letter stating that it will be accepted as soon as you put some words on the pages.

I put in a list of crap I have to do this week...

...and you find out that the list of crap has turned into a list of playdates with your partner in crime and time is running out...

I put in my closeted boss....

 

[Austin8]

...and you find out that the list of crap has turned into a list of playdates with your partner in crime and time is running out...

I put in my closeted boss....

and the aliens remove the duct tape from his mouth and untie his aching hands

I put in a ransom note for said boss

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the aliens remove the duct tape from his mouth and untie his aching hands

I put in a ransom note for said boss

and the office collection yields 13 cents and a button.

I put in an inpromptu office party...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the aliens remove the duct tape from his mouth and untie his aching hands

I put in a ransom note for said boss

and, the demands are too great, so the workers decide to leave him there.

I put in an invitation to the office party.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Great minds think alike, Tio. LOL

 

[Handley_Page]

Great minds think alike, Tio. LOL

I put in Einstein's brain

 

[ms.read]

I put in Einstein's brain

and you get back a pile of mush...with the IQ of 3.

 

[Austin8]

and you get back a pile of mush...with the IQ of 3.

gotta put something in ms thang...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

gotta put something in ms thang...

and, we get some wishful, out-loud thinking from Austin.

I put in an artificial thing that might be just as useful as the real thang.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, we get some wishful, out-loud thinking from Austin.

I put in an artificial thing that might be just as useful as the real thang.

and the VM asks "Is that thing in the thong a thang?"

I put in Babs' favourite thongy thingy...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the VM asks "Is that thing in the thong a thang?"

I put in Babs' favourite thongy thingy...

and, you get to go right past the principal office to the speech class.

I put in an open book.