The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[YoursSINSerely]

and a 14,000 foot mountain is not considered a "mound"

I put in a rope and rack

and, you tie me up and stretch me out.

I put in a hook.

 

[Austin8]

and, you tie me up and stretch me out.

I put in a hook.

and there's no need for a hook, poor anchor choice

I put in some wheat crackers, sardines and some tea for the summit

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and there's no need for a hook, poor anchor choice

I put in some wheat crackers, sardines and some tea for the summit

and, I brought the chilled champagne, a bucket, and two crytal flutes.

I put in a pint of strawberries.

 

[Austin8]

and, I brought the chilled champagne, a bucket, and two crytal flutes.

I put in a pint of strawberries.

and your so far behind, youll never catch up, lugging all that heavy crap up the mountain

I put in a minimal load, 1 pair socks, rain jacket, crampons, ice axe, water, light meal, first aid kit, warm beanie, stove.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and your so far behind, youll never catch up, lugging all that heavy crap up the mountain

I put in a minimal load, 1 pair socks, rain jacket, crampons, ice axe, water, light meal, first aid kit, warm beanie, stove.

and you beat everybody else to the summit and look down at those stragglers, drinking their champagne as their bodies writhe naked together.

I put in second thoughts about mountain climbing...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you beat everybody else to the summit and look down at those stragglers, drinking their champagne as their bodies writhe naked together.

I put in second thoughts about mountain climbing...

and, I get thoughts of climbing buddies on a picnic blanket.

I put in an apex.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get thoughts of climbing buddies on a picnic blanket.

I put in an apex.

and you get an orgy in the narthex.

I put in a very naughty archbishop...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and, I kneel in front of him....in prayer.

I put in a fancy string of beads.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I kneel in front of him....in prayer.

I put in a fancy string of beads.

and the cleric shows you how to use them for maximum religious benefits.

I put in a ritual celebration of the Goddess's trinity...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the cleric shows you how to use them for maximum religious benefits.

I put in a ritual celebration of the Goddess's trinity...

and, it's a father and son story in the making.

I put in a camera on a tripod.

 

[Austin8]

and, it's a father and son story in the making.

I put in a camera on a tripod.

but is it film or disk?

I put in some fabric softener

 

[Tio_Narratore]

but is it film or disk?

I put in some fabric softener

and a naked nymph gives you a warm kiss for softening her diaphanous gown.

I put in a down-filled sleeping bag for Austin and the nymph...

 

[Austin8]

and a naked nymph gives you a warm kiss for softening her diaphanous gown.

I put in a down-filled sleeping bag for Austin and the nymph...

but she refuses to move complaining of claustrophobia and the fact she's suspended at 11K at a 45* angle on a rope and webbing sling

I put in a tight fit in a tapered mummy bag

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a naked nymph gives you a warm kiss for softening her diaphanous gown.

I put in a down-filled sleeping bag for Austin and the nymph...

ahh, yes, naptime!

I put in an alarm clock with a big clanger.


This will still work for Austin's vending deposit, too. LOL

 

[Austin8]

ahh, yes, naptime!

I put in an alarm clock with a big clanger.


This will still work for Austin's vending deposit, too. LOL

and the cold mountain wind wakes you up long before the annoying "clanger"

I put in a bit of "Old Mans Beard" for tinder

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the cold mountain wind wakes you up long before the annoying "clanger"

I put in a bit of "Old Mans Beard" for tinder

and the Rice Krispie guys show up when they hear the snap, crackle and pop!

I put in a breakfast from an open fire.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and the Rice Krispie guys show up when they hear the snap, crackle and pop!

I put in a breakfast from an open fire.

and marshmallows are just the thing for a well-rested mountaineer.


I put in graham crackers and some chocolate...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and marshmallows are just the thing for a well-rested mountaineer.


I put in graham crackers and some chocolate...

and, you get a bunch of Girl Scouts chasing after you.

I put in a box of Thin Mints.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get a bunch of Girl Scouts chasing after you.

I put in a box of Thin Mints.

and you eat too many and suffer tummy trouble (I won't dwell on the subject of Girl Scouts).

I put in an arthritic knee

 

[Austin8]

and you eat too many and suffer tummy trouble (I won't dwell on the subject of Girl Scouts).

I put in an arthritic knee

and after 22 hrs. your safely off the mountain

I put in a much needed wash in an icy waterfall at base camp.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you eat too many and suffer tummy trouble (I won't dwell on the subject of Girl Scouts).

I put in an arthritic knee

and you get a titanium/teflon replacement.

I put in a ticket to Roseland...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and after 22 hrs. your safely off the mountain

I put in a much needed wash in an icy waterfall at base camp.

And, you know that's gonna shrink everything, don't you.

I put a warm towel.

 

[Austin8]

And, you know that's gonna shrink everything, don't you.

I put a warm towel.

shrinkage is part of any winter sports, at some point

I put in a semi clean shirt

 

[Tio_Narratore]

shrinkage is part of any winter sports, at some point

I put in a semi clean shirt

and you get an invitation to a semi-formal affair.

I put in a semi-clothed escort...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

shrinkage is part of any winter sports, at some point

I put in a semi clean shirt

and, I flick off the semi dirt from your shoulder.

I put in a dust pan and brush.