The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Dianthus]

and they get knocked over by the Pot-bellied Pig.


I put in a trip for two to Vietnam.

and, with six, you get a shrimp salad roll


I put in a green rug with tassels

 

[Handley_Page]

and, with six, you get a shrimp salad roll

I put in a green rug with tassels

which hold it in their grasp


I put in a silver bleeding bowl.

 

[Dianthus]

which hold it in their grasp


I put in a silver bleeding bowl.

and get a brass fleam


I put in back to school supplies: pencils, notebooks, calculator.

 

[Handley_Page]

and get a brass fleam


I put in back to school supplies: pencils, notebooks, calculator.

and a long slide rule for when the batteries go


I put in a pot of real black ink

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get a brass fleam


I put in back to school supplies: pencils, notebooks, calculator.

and, everything adds up for a perfect education.

I put in a very short blue & green plaid pleated skirt.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a long slide rule for when the batteries go


I put in a pot of real black ink

and, you get a drawing of the next generation of dragons.

I put in a rather larger sketch pad.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get a drawing of the next generation of dragons.

I put in a rather larger sketch pad.

and get bigger drawings of Dragons.


I put in a Easel

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get bigger drawings of Dragons.


I put in a Easel

and, you get the dragon with some landscape behind her.

I put in a little shooting flame.,

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get the dragon with some landscape behind her.

I put in a little shooting flame.,

and you find the extinguisher is empty.


I put in a pencil sharpener

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find the extinguisher is empty.


I put in a pencil sharpener

and, you are just adding fuel to the fire

I put in a hidden squirt gun.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you are just adding fuel to the fire

I put in a hidden squirt gun.

it works quite well in the Rain. . .

I put in a Movie with a missing final reel

 

[YoursSINSerely]

it works quite well in the Rain. . .

I put in a Movie with a missing final reel

And, I've seen the movie and tell you it had a happily ever after ending.

I put in a Literotica fairy tale.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I've seen the movie and tell you it had a happily ever after ending.

I put in a Literotica fairy tale.

but the word "fairy" needs proper definition

But the Fairies love it.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but the word "fairy" needs proper definition

But the Fairies love it.

and, Tinkerbell, too.

I put in a much-loved pussy.

 

[Austin8]

and, Tinkerbell, too.

I put in a much-loved pussy.

and you find yours is much loved as well

I put in playtime in a mud puddle

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you find yours is much loved as well

I put in playtime in a mud puddle

and, the dog loves it, but the cat, not so much.

I put in a thing on a string.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, the dog loves it, but the cat, not so much.

I put in a thing on a string.

and the dog grabs it.

I put in a trip to the Vet.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the dog grabs it.

I put in a trip to the Vet.

and, this is just why I'm petless these days.

I put in a stuffed pepper.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, this is just why I'm petless these days.

I put in a stuffed pepper.

you can tell it's not happy by the colour.


I put in a decent pork sausage

 

[Tio_Narratore]

you can tell it's not happy by the colour.


I put in a decent pork sausage

and get a slew of indecent proposals.

I put in a clothing optional picnic...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and get a slew of indecent proposals.

I put in a clothing optional picnic...

and, you get more than your buns burned on this hot sunny day.

I put in a UV umbrella.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get more than your buns burned on this hot sunny day.

I put in a UV umbrella.

and it has a Cosmo-filled IV bag hanging from the ribs.

I put in an all-day happy hour...

 

[Austin8]

and it has a Cosmo-filled IV bag hanging from the ribs.

I put in an all-day happy hour...

that would be equal to a happy 14er

I put in an ascent up one of Colorado's many 14er's

 

[YoursSINSerely]

that would be equal to a happy 14er

I put in an ascent up one of Colorado's many 14er's

and, I still like it when things are straight up.

I put in a different kind of mound to climb.

 

[Austin8]

and, I still like it when things are straight up.

I put in a different kind of mound to climb.

and a 14,000 foot mountain is not considered a "mound"

I put in a rope and rack