The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and you get an infatuated HP following you all the way.

I put in reservations at an intimate little dinner club...

But you release it's the wrong date, and you have to share a sandwich in the park

I put in a bent hiking pole...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

But you release it's the wrong date, and you have to share a sandwich in the park

I put in a bent hiking pole...

and, you get hired by the ergonomic rake maker to create the next must-have fall equipment.

I put in some frost for the pumpkin.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

.....

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get hired by the ergonomic rake maker to create the next must-have fall equipment.

I put in some frost for the pumpkin.

and the little girls are jumpin'.

I put in a memory of Richard Farina...

 

[Austin8]

and the little girls are jumpin'.

I put in a memory of Richard Farina...

and Mimi wants to know, "How long you been down man?"

I put in a Jimmy Chin print

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Mimi wants to know, "How long you been down man?"

I put in a Jimmy Chin print

And, it takes my breath away.

I put in some SCUBA gear.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And, it takes my breath away.

I put in some SCUBA gear.

and now the vending machine can go on a deep sea dive.

I put in a sandy beach to relax on

 

[Austin8]

and now the vending machine can go on a deep sea dive.

I put in a sandy beach to relax on

But my gear was washed away by a terrible squall, and now I must live on coconuts, and collect water in a solar still. Will anyone ever save me?

I put in a signal fire


Hi Cherry

 

[YoursSINSerely]

But my gear was washed away by a terrible squall, and now I must live on coconuts, and collect water in a solar still. Will anyone ever save me?

I put in a signal fire


Hi Cherry

and, Cloudy gives you a quick lesson on smoke signals.

I put in a peace pipe.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and, Cloudy gives you a quick lesson on smoke signals.

I put in a peace pipe.

and we share a smoke with a ship captain for a ride to paradise.

I put in a grass skirt and pina colada.

hi Austin *hugs*

 

[Handley_Page]

and, Cloudy gives you a quick lesson on smoke signals.

I put in a peace pipe.

and a bloke in a blue/black uniform with a flashing light says :"Wot you somokin' there, pal?"

I put in some Balkan Sobranie tobacco

 

[JeffLeigh]

and a bloke in a blue/black uniform with a flashing light says :"Wot you somokin' there, pal?"

I put in some Balkan Sobranie tobacco

And the vending machine sneezes. It's allergic.

I put in an orphaned empire penguin egg...

Cassandra Gables

 

[Austin8]

And the vending machine sneezes. It's allergic.

I put in an orphaned empire penguin egg...

Cassandra Gables

and the Dahli Lama delivers a blessing for the new born to the aliens

I put in a knife edged ridge at 17,000 ft.

welcome Jeff

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you can't decide which side to hang glide down.

I put in a little nudge...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you can't decide which side to hang glide down.

I put in a little nudge...

and as you float downwards, you realise that those are Chinese Attack Helicopters to meet you.


I put in a box of AA missiles.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and as you float downwards, you realise that those are Chinese Attack Helicopters to meet you.


I put in a box of AA missiles.

and with a total of 3 volts from the small batteries, the missiles fall short of their targets.

I put in a squadron of laughing helicopter pilots...

 

[Handley_Page]

and with a total of 3 volts from the small batteries, the missiles fall short of their targets.

I put in a squadron of laughing helicopter pilots...

who stop laughing when the Harriers launch their missiles.


I put in the wreckage of 15 helicopters, with 30 saved crewmen.

 

[JeffLeigh]

who stop laughing when the Harriers launch their missiles.


I put in the wreckage of 15 helicopters, with 30 saved crewmen.

And you recieve 20 lifevests that aren't even the right size.

I put in the energizer bunny...

 

[Austin8]

And you recieve 20 lifevests that aren't even the right size.

I put in the energizer bunny...

and my parasail goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

I put in a prusik knot on an 11mm static line

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and my parasail goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on...

I put in a prusik knot on an 11mm static line

and, the lightening will melt that sure as there's guts in a cat.

I put in a big ball of twine.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and, the lightening will melt that sure as there's guts in a cat.

I put in a big ball of twine.

and the kitties come out to play.

I put in a big dose of catnip..

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the kitties come out to play.

I put in a big dose of catnip..

And, all the pussies want to play.

I put in a Monarch enroute.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, all the pussies want to play.

I put in a Monarch enroute.

and you get a free trip to the Valley of Mexico.

I put in a canoe on Lake Texcoco...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a free trip to the Valley of Mexico.

I put in a canoe on Lake Texcoco...

and a wooly mammoth is waiting to greet you at the shore

I put in a good stout tree limb

 

[Imo]

and a wooly mammoth is waiting to greet you at the shore

I put in a good stout tree limb

And out pops a lil bonsai tree


I put in two rat tails