The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, Lance stops by for a visit, stuffs it into his pipe, and smokes it.

I put in a fire extinguisher for emergencies.

And it sits in the corner gathering dust until we invent fire for to cook.


I put in a solar-powered Microwave oven.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

And it sits in the corner gathering dust until we invent fire for to cook.


I put in a solar-powered Microwave oven.

and, I never knew a warm banana could feel so good.

I put in a live lobster.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I never knew a warm banana could feel so good.

I put in a live lobster.

and you teach it to catch fish.


I put in some Breadfruit

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you teach it to catch fish.


I put in some Breadfruit

and, we will have to sacrifice that for bait.

I put in the plane found just on the other side of the dunes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, we will have to sacrifice that for bait.

I put in the plane found just on the other side of the dunes.

and Amelia Earhart asks "what are you doing here?"

I put in a set of Polynesian star charts...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Amelia Earhart asks "what are you doing here?"

I put in a set of Polynesian star charts...

and, the shooting stars look great tonight!

I put in a map of the star's homes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the shooting stars look great tonight!

I put in a map of the star's homes.

and the tour bus driver wants a big tip.

I put in a flock of starlings...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the tour bus driver wants a big tip.

I put in a flock of starlings...

And, they are lovin all that grass seed you just put down.

I put in a digital camera.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, they are lovin all that grass seed you just put down.

I put in a digital camera.

and you get a nude photo composed entirely of 1s and 0s.

I put in a modulo-10 algorithm...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you get a nude photo composed entirely of 1s and 0s.

I put in a modulo-10 algorithm...

and, I get out my Math 101 book and you sit and wait for me to catch up.

I put in a pile of patience.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I get out my Math 101 book and you sit and wait for me to catch up.

I put in a pile of patience.

and Patience is happy to be rid of it.

I put in an existential comedy...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Patience is happy to be rid of it.

I put in an existential comedy...

and, you know I'll laugh at anything if I've had a cosmo or two.

I put in an extra cosmopolitan.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you know I'll laugh at anything if I've had a cosmo or two.

I put in an extra cosmopolitan.

and the magazine rack collapses under the weight.

I put in 1,187 unbelievable things men want you to do to them on the bus...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the magazine rack collapses under the weight.

I put in 1,187 unbelievable things men want you to do to them on the bus...

and, that's going to make for a Best Seller in Grand Central Station.

I put in the first bus ticket.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, that's going to make for a Best Seller in Grand Central Station.

I put in the first bus ticket.

and the rest of the seats are quickly filled by hopeful men offering you cosmos.

I put in a round-the-continental US bus route...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the rest of the seats are quickly filled by hopeful men offering you cosmos.

I put in a round-the-continental US bus route...

and, it stops in every port--to pick up more cosmo ingredients.

I put in a song about the wheels on the bus going round and round, and the heads on the bus going up and down.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it stops in every port--to pick up more cosmo ingredients.

I put in a song about the wheels on the bus going round and round, and the heads on the bus going up and down.

and 47 men bounce along with smiles on their faces.

I put in a weekend at Wreck Beach...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and 47 men bounce along with smiles on their faces.

I put in a weekend at Wreck Beach...

and, I fill the suitcase with....hats.

I put in a really big bottle of sunscreen.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I fill the suitcase with....hats.

I put in a really big bottle of sunscreen.

and a dozen pairs of hands apply it liberally to your skin.

I put in a walk in the dunes...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a dozen pairs of hands apply it liberally to your skin.

I put in a walk in the dunes...

and, you find nature at its best there.

I put in a warm woolen blanket.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you find nature at its best there.

I put in a warm woolen blanket.

and the clouds move in, making you wrap yourself in the blanket.

I put in a little beach fire as the sun sets...

 

[Austin8]

and the clouds move in, making you wrap yourself in the blanket.

I put in a little beach fire as the sun sets...

and beach patrol writes you a ticket

I put in a game of bocce ball in base camp

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and beach patrol writes you a ticket

I put in a game of bocce ball in base camp

and the French team plays by petanque rules.

I put in a round of lawn bowling...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the French team plays by petanque rules.

I put in a round of lawn bowling...

and, my mind goes to the gutter, again.

I put in two balls of equal proportion.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, my mind goes to the gutter, again.

I put in two balls of equal proportion.

and they fall at the same rate despite different densities.

I put in a field trip to Pisa...