The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

each with a Fireman wanting the Girl Scouts' Calendar.

I put in some new glasses.

and you get a new prescription

I put in a monocle ya vul heir commandant clink!

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a new prescription

I put in a monocle ya vul heir commandant clink!

'Jawhol' came the prompt reply.

I put in a new joystick

 

[Austin8]

'Jawhol' came the prompt reply.

I put in a new joystick

and all Bar see;s is the JOY part of that word

I put in a 25M Chunkit Ball Launcher

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and all Bar see;s is the JOY part of that word

I put in a 25M Chunkit Ball Launcher

and a big Black Lab returns your serve.

I put in a Grand Slam...

 

[Austin8]

and a big Black Lab returns your serve.

I put in a Grand Slam...

and you get a 3 run homer

I put in a snap swivel

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a 3 run homer

I put in a snap swivel

and the Marlin rolls it round and round.


I put in a six-inch deep fishing hook.

 

[Imo]

and receive a red herring

I put in a dishwasher tablet

 

[Austin8]

and receive a red herring

I put in a dishwasher tablet

and you get a headache tablet

I put in a bail spring assembly

 

[Imo]

and you get a headache tablet

I put in a bail spring assembly

and you get a rainbow colored bouncing ball!

I put in a paperclip

 

[Austin8]

and you get a rainbow colored bouncing ball!

I put in a paperclip

and I straighten it out, and it becomes a toothpick!

I put in a baggie filled with dog food

Welcome Imo!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and I straighten it out, and it becomes a toothpick!

I put in a baggie filled with dog food

Welcome Imo!

and you get a very happy pup.

I put in a Black Lab by the lake on a hot day...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you get a very happy pup.

I put in a Black Lab by the lake on a hot day...

Only bribery by more food does the little blighter come back.


I put in a blow-dry machine for dogs.

 

[Austin8]

Only bribery by more food does the little blighter come back.


I put in a blow-dry machine for dogs.

and my dog runs from the noisy beast

I put in a well chewed tennis ball

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and my dog runs from the noisy beast

I put in a well chewed tennis ball

and Serena Williams demands your balls in return.


I put in the impossible score of 69 - Love...

 

[Austin8]

and Serena Williams demands your balls in return.


I put in the impossible score of 69 - Love...

oh your talkin tennis!

and love will keep us together

I put in a old crush on Toni Tennell

 

[Tio_Narratore]

oh your talkin tennis!

and love will keep us together

I put in a old crush on Toni Tennell

and the Captain has you tossed in the brig.

I'll put in an old and continuing crush on Nena...

 

[Austin8]

Tio said: and the Captain has you tossed in the brig.

I'll put in an old and continuing crush on Nena...

Austin said: National Emergency Number Assoc. ?
shades of Hp

I put in a glass bottom boat

 

[Imo]

Austin said: National Emergency Number Assoc. ?
shades of Hp

I put in a glass bottom boat

The machine spurts wave after wave of fresh water over you until a lake forms at your feet

I put in a slice of banoffee pie.


(Thanks for the welcome, Austin! )

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The machine spurts wave after wave of fresh water over you until a lake forms at your feet

I put in a slice of banoffee pie.


(Thanks for the welcome, Austin! )

and someone slips on the banana peel.

I put in an old slapstick silent film...


(Austin, here's Nena with the original 99 luftballons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc&feature=related )

 

[Imo]

and someone slips on the banana peel.

I put in an old slapstick silent film...


(Austin, here's Nena with the original 99 luftballons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc&feature=related )

The vending machine drops a black bowler hat at your feet!

I put in a plastic garden gnome

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The vending machine drops a black bowler hat at your feet!

I put in a plastic garden gnome

and your plastic flowers are well-tended.

I put in a gnome of Zurich...

 

[Handley_Page]

and your plastic flowers are well-tended.

I put in a gnome of Zurich...

who does not guarantee a good return on your investment.

I put in a pint of good English Bitter beer.

 

[Austin8]

who does not guarantee a good return on your investment.

I put in a pint of good English Bitter beer.

Glug Glug Glug Glug... *Burp*

and you get a white foam mustachio

I put in a SAT Phone

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Glug Glug Glug Glug... *Burp*

and you get a white foam mustachio

I put in a SAT Phone

and your scores not only get you into your choice of the Ivy League, but a full scholarship as well.

I put in a Harvard pub crawl through the streets of Boston...

 

[Austin8]

and your scores not only get you into your choice of the Ivy League, but a full scholarship as well.

I put in a Harvard pub crawl through the streets of Boston...

crawl is the key word in that sentence

I put in a rain barrel