The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and you get a teapot

I put in a loggin' chain

which is too long for the cricket pitch and too thin for the QE3.


I put in a sick toenail.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

which is too long for the cricket pitch and too thin for the QE3.


I put in a sick toenail.

and the VM diagnoses a bad case of onychogryphosis.

I put in a pair of heavy-duty sheet metal snips...

 

[Austin8]

and the VM diagnoses a bad case of onychogryphosis.

I put in a pair of heavy-duty sheet metal snips...

and get a cool sheet metal tool tray

I put in a Loropetalum

 

[Handley_Page]

and get a cool sheet metal tool tray

I put in a Loropetalum

and the harvested Witch Hazel is of some benefit in the Bathroom.


I put in an Accelerator

 

[Austin8]

and the harvested Witch Hazel is of some benefit in the Bathroom.


I put in an Accelerator

and worlds collide

I put in a pruning saw

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and worlds collide

I put in a pruning saw

and the branch stays while the tree falls.

I put in a touch of Surrealism...

 

[PheeGee]

and the branch stays while the tree falls.

I put in a touch of Surrealism...

and you get a Salvador Dali' keychain

I put in a button with the phrase "more bacon than the pan can handle" written on it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a Salvador Dali' keychain

I put in a button with the phrase "more bacon than the pan can handle" written on it.

and three little pigs hop into the fire.

I put in a pig roast on the beach in Fidji...

 

[Austin8]

and three little pigs hop into the fire.

I put in a pig roast on the beach in Fidji...

and we eat the whole animal, including the Oink

I put in a caustic flea collar

{Howdy Phee, welcome to the Vending Machine, and the A / H}

 

[Handley_Page]

and we eat the whole animal, including the Oink

I put in a caustic flea collar

and the Dog's comments a quite pointed.


I put in a box of penicillin

 

[Austin8]

and the Dog's comments a quite pointed.


I put in a box of penicillin

and your able to roam free amongst the farthest depths of Litdom

I put in a dark side no one has experienced before

 

[Handley_Page]

and your able to roam free amongst the farthest depths of Litdom

I put in a dark side no one has experienced before

and impossible to describe. . . .


I put in the original Black Hole in Space

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and impossible to describe. . . .


I put in the original Black Hole in Space

And it's soon overflowing with all the garbage from that little third planet from a rather ordinary star at the edge of the MIlky Way.

I put in a rather big bang...

 

[Austin8]

And it's soon overflowing with all the garbage from that little third planet from a rather ordinary star at the edge of the MIlky Way.

I put in a rather big bang...

and those red beans you had for dinner do that to a man.

I put in taking the dog foe a walk

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and those red beans you had for dinner do that to a man.

I put in taking the dog foe a walk

and he shows you what to do to all those things that piss you off.

I put in a diagnosis of lateral epicondylitis (dog walker's elbow)...

 

[Austin8]

and he shows you what to do to all those things that piss you off.

I put in a diagnosis of lateral epicondylitis (dog walker's elbow)...

hahaha! no way! dog walkin elbow?

Do you have a dog Tio? You strike me as a dog owner.

I put in a trip to the vet

 

[Dianthus]

hahaha! no way! dog walkin elbow?

Do you have a dog Tio? You strike me as a dog owner.

I put in a trip to the vet

And he gives you a lifetime supply of poppy pins

I put in grass clippings from my newly mown lawn

 

[YoursSINSerely]

hahaha! no way! dog walkin elbow?

Do you have a dog Tio? You strike me as a dog owner.

I put in a trip to the vet

and, you see Tio driving away in his car with his favorite pussy sitting next to him.

I put in a studded collar.

 

[Austin8]

And he gives you a lifetime supply of poppy pins

I put in grass clippings from my newly mown lawn

Oh my!

Hey D, don't tell me you got a lawn!!

I put in a water hose for D

 

[Dianthus]

Oh my!

Hey D, don't tell me you got a lawn!!

I put in a water hose for D

and you get 4 inches of rain in the gauge

I put in a worn out pair of gardening gloves

 

[Austin8]

and you get 4 inches of rain in the gauge

I put in a worn out pair of gardening gloves

and get callused hands from not getting a new pair

I put in a gardeners pad kneeler

 

[Dianthus]

and get callused hands from not getting a new pair

I put in a gardeners pad kneeler

and you get more weeding done


I put in seven loads of laundry

 

[Austin8]

and you get more weeding done


I put in seven loads of laundry

but you can only produce 7 socks

I put in an old pair of comfy jeans

 

[Dianthus]

but you can only produce 7 socks

I put in an old pair of comfy jeans

(how did you know? )

you get two pairs of cut-off shorts

I put in a box of paper recyling

 

[Austin8]

(how did you know? )

you get two pairs of cut-off shorts

I put in a box of paper recyling

Lol happens here too!

and you get confetti for the next B-Day Party

I put in a hula-hoop