The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and they get strained from reading the fine print.

I put in an intelligible lawyer...

and he's put on the front cover of "Time";
the rest of the Bar wants to sack him.

I put in a No4 Cricket Bat.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and he's put on the front cover of "Time";
the rest of the Bar wants to sack him.

I put in a No4 Cricket Bat.

And, the little crickets in America like the color you picked out.

I put in a bug zapper.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the little crickets in America like the color you picked out.

I put in a bug zapper.

and the American Entomology Society declares you persona non grata.

I put in a tale of Grandmother Spider...

 

[Austin8]

and the American Entomology Society declares you persona non grata.

I put in a tale of Grandmother Spider...

and you inspect the tail of nympho spider girl

I put in a bolsa de césped

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you inspect the tail of nympho spider girl

I put in a bolsa de césped

And, it looks like a bunch of crap in a bag to me.

I hesitantly put in my new Tumi purse.

 

[Austin8]

And, it looks like a bunch of crap in a bag to me.

I hesitantly put in my new Tumi purse.

y usted consigue un cheque para cinco dólares

Puse en una judía saltadora mexicana

 

[YoursSINSerely]

y usted consigue un cheque para cinco dólares

Puse en una judía saltadora mexicana

Hey, I'm East of the River, not South of the Border!

Speak river talk, will ya?

 

[Austin8]

Hey, I'm East of the River, not South of the Border!

Speak river talk, will ya?

Ah mi chica! what th hell does river talk sound like?

I put in a boat, so you can paddle your ass south of the river.

Hahaha! I like that!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ah mi chica! what th hell does river talk sound like?

I put in a boat, so you can paddle your ass south of the river.

Hahaha! I like that!

and, I end up paddling your ass for making fun of the way I talk.

I put in a native tongue.

 

[Austin8]

and, I end up paddling your ass for making fun of the way I talk.

I put in a native tongue.

and it probes unmentionable parts of my anatomy

I put in a Oy! Bingo! card... hehehe

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it probes unmentionable parts of my anatomy

I put in a Oy! Bingo! card... hehehe

and, the attendant comes around to pay the man $50.

I put in a 1099G form.

 

[Austin8]

and, the attendant comes around to pay the man $50.

I put in a 1099G form.

and the G-cup form is full and overflowing

I put in a trip to Hootersville Darling!

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the G-cup form is full and overflowing

I put in a trip to Hootersville Darling!

And, you get more than burgers and fries with the No. 4 Special.

I put in a heap of bangers for Hp and Babs.

 

[Austin8]

And, you get more than burgers and fries with the No. 4 Special.

I put in a heap of bangers for Hp and Babs.

is that what they call a orgy "east of the river?"

I put in a cream coverd sofa, thanks Hp and Bar

 

[YoursSINSerely]

is that what they call a orgy "east of the river?"

I put in a cream coverd sofa, thanks Hp and Bar

and, it might be a little bold of me, but I think the beige cover looks better in that room.

I put in a color TV to liven it up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it might be a little bold of me, but I think the beige cover looks better in that room.

I put in a color TV to liven it up.

but the only channel it gets is a retro 1950s, and all the sitcoms are in B&W.

I put in a Winky Dink Screen...

 

[Handley_Page]

but the only channel it gets is a retro 1950s, and all the sitcoms are in B&W.

I put in a Winky Dink Screen...

but it does not stick to the LCD display.
(I had to look that up!)


I put in a No. 6 Gripley.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

but it does not stick to the LCD display.
(I had to look that up!)


I put in a No. 6 Gripley.

And, I'm hoping that its a tool, cuz I love tools.

I put in a metric socket set that I've never used.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, I'm hoping that its a tool, cuz I love tools.

I put in a metric socket set that I've never used.

and on a trip to Damascus, you get struck by a thunderbolt and convert from English measures.

I put in a table of Apothecary measures...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and on a trip to Damascus, you get struck by a thunderbolt and convert from English measures.

I put in a table of Apothecary measures...

And, you get an "oh, dram it from me."

I put in a bar of soap.

 

[Austin8]

And, you get an "oh, dram it from me."

I put in a bar of soap.

and I decide to give you a good ol country scrubbin'

I put in a rubber duckie

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I decide to give you a good ol country scrubbin'

I put in a rubber duckie

And, Bert and Ernie take a bath together on the Gay Board.

I put in a hot tub.

 

[Austin8]

And, Bert and Ernie take a bath together on the Gay Board.

I put in a hot tub.

and Yoow-ouuch it's to hot in the hot tub!

I put in a spindle roller bearing

 

[ms.read]

and Yoow-ouuch it's to hot in the hot tub!

I put in a spindle roller bearing

and you get a homespun pair of roller skates

I put in my manipulative mother in law

 

[Austin8]

and you get a homespun pair of roller skates

I put in my manipulative mother in law

Yikes! making cross with fingers held in front of my face " Back, back I say!"

I put in a vacation