The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

D'oh!

and you get a kick in the pants!

I put in a sideways grin and a promise for revenge the first chance I get...

and I book a holiday somewhere when you do it.

I put in a voucher for a week at the North Pole.

 

[Noor]

and I book a holiday somewhere when you do it.

I put in a voucher for a week at the North Pole.

You get a pair of polarfleece earmuffs

I put in a death certificate ;-)
got it thanks!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You get a pair of polarfleece earmuffs

I put in a death certificate ;-)
got it thanks!

and it gets revoked.

I put in a life sentence...

 

[Handley_Page]

and it gets revoked.

I put in a life sentence...

"and you will rise up when I say the word of power . . . . . "
[ from the film 'the Mummy' with Christopher Lee ]

I put in plans for a new Jail

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"and you will rise up when I say the word of power . . . . . "
[ from the film 'the Mummy' with Christopher Lee ]

I put in plans for a new Jail

and it meets local construction code requirements for Reading.

I put a a ballad of a certain gaol...

 

[Austin8]

and it meets local construction code requirements for Reading.

I put a a ballad of a certain gaol...

and that gaol, actually pronounced: Gal, sings a pretty song

I put in a gal-lon Pa-il for Ga-il hahaha! : }

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and that gaol, actually pronounced: Gal, sings a pretty song

I put in a gal-lon Pa-il for Ga-il hahaha! : }

and Gail, the gal, gets gallons galore from gallant gallopers.

I put in a ban on syllabic alliteration...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Gail, the gal, gets gallons galore from gallant gallopers.

I put in a ban on syllabic alliteration...

and, you find out that Big Brother is watching all of us.

I put in a tiny camera on the inside corner of the vending machine.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you find out that Big Brother is watching all of us.

I put in a tiny camera on the inside corner of the vending machine.

and all the authors find themselves on the Lit sponsor's webcam page.

I putin a self-censoring gyroscopic governor...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and all the authors find themselves on the Lit sponsor's webcam page.

I putin a self-censoring gyroscopic governor...

and, everything goes in slow motion after that.

I put in a limbo stick!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, everything goes in slow motion after that.

I put in a limbo stick!

and the camera zooms in as you arch backwards to clear the bar.

I put in a Jamaican Martini for the winner of the Limbo...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the camera zooms in as you arch backwards to clear the bar.

I put in a Jamaican Martini for the winner of the Limbo...

And you wake up in Delhi.

I put in a ticket to ride

 

[kimbalee]

And you wake up in Delhi.

I put in a ticket to ride

<singing> ... and the machine don't care.

I put in a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, onions and cheese...

 

[Austin8]

<singing> ... and the machine don't care.

I put in a hot dog with ketchup, mustard, onions and cheese...

and a strange voice says: "How long's it been since you had a steamin' hot bowl of Wolf brand chili? Well pardner, that's to LONG!"

I put in a nice sized weiner : )

 

[kimbalee]

and a strange voice says: "How long's it been since you had a steamin' hot bowl of Wolf brand chili? Well pardner, that's to LONG!"

I put in a nice sized weiner : )

and Oscar Mayer says, "Hey, how did you get that? That's my wiener!"

I put in a chuckle and a "you are such a goof"

 

[Austin8]

and Oscar Mayer says, "Hey, how did you get that? That's my wiener!"

I put in a chuckle and a "you are such a goof"

and you get a good mooning, and, "a takes one to know one"

I put in a gypsy party! woohoo!

 

[kimbalee]

and you get a good mooning, and, "a takes one to know one"

I put in a gypsy party! woohoo!

and you get big hoop ear rings and bangles for party favors.

I put in a peasant blouse and gauze skirt left behind...

 

[Austin8]

and you get big hoop ear rings and bangles for party favors.

I put in a peasant blouse and gauze skirt left behind...

wow! and you get a teal push up bra, a big un!

I put in a little butterfly on my shovel handle.

 

[kimbalee]

wow! and you get a teal push up bra, a big un!

I put in a little butterfly on my shovel handle.

No panties to match? How rude!

and you get a 30 second break as you stand there watching it, not wanting to frighten it away.

I put in a request for a drawing of said butterfly...

 

[Austin8]

No panties to match? How rude!

and you get a 30 second break as you stand there watching it, not wanting to frighten it away.

I put in a request for a drawing of said butterfly...

it was a camo butterfly, Ill see what I can do.

I put in a yellow sulfur, butterfly.

 

[kimbalee]

it was a camo butterfly, Ill see what I can do.

I put in a yellow sulfur, butterfly.

and the machine gives you a print out of the places it's been in its short life.

I put in a GPS...

 

[Austin8]

and the machine gives you a print out of the places it's been in its short life.

I put in a GPS...

a Green Party Supplier? ala Hp! hahaha

I put in a green party sticker

 

[kimbalee]

a Green Party Supplier? ala Hp! hahaha

I put in a green party sticker

and the machine starts singing, "Mr. Yuck is greeeeen... Mr. Yuck is mean!"

I put in some other cheesy, old commercials...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the machine starts singing, "Mr. Yuck is greeeeen... Mr. Yuck is mean!"

I put in some other cheesy, old commercials...

and, you get a plop, plop, fizz, fizz morning.

I put in the hair of the dog.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, you get a plop, plop, fizz, fizz morning.

I put in the hair of the dog.

and get bitten by a pooch unhappy to be bald.

I put in a hairless Mexican...