The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the floodwaters seem to subside in Munchkinland.

I put in a little black dog.

and he retrieves a winning Powerball ticket for you.

I put in an around-the-world-cruise for you and...

 

[Handley_Page]

and he retrieves a winning Powerball ticket for you.

I put in an around-the-world-cruise for you and...

the ship is stranded in the declining water level.

I put in a never-fail type of bait for the Fish Supper.

 

[kimbalee]

the ship is stranded in the declining water level.

I put in a never-fail type of bait for the Fish Supper.

and curiously, you end up ordering out for pizza instead.

I put in a few used kneaded erasers...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and curiously, you end up ordering out for pizza instead.

I put in a few used kneaded erasers...

and after they rise for an hour, you punch them back down and knead them again.

I put in a loaf of very rubbery bread...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and after they rise for an hour, you punch them back down and knead them again.

I put in a loaf of very rubbery bread...

and, the electric knife cuts right through it.

I put in some greasy butter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the electric knife cuts right through it.

I put in some greasy butter.

and everyone wants to know where they can find non-greasy butter.

I put in a bit of better batter...

 

[Handley_Page]

and everyone wants to know where they can find non-greasy butter.

I put in a bit of better batter...

and it makes a grim pancake.

I put in a 200ft Totem pole

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it makes a grim pancake.

I put in a 200ft Totem pole

and the chiefs all assemble at your G'itskan waiting for the Potlatch to begin.

I put in 500 boxes of oulachin...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the chiefs all assemble at your G'itskan waiting for the Potlatch to begin.

I put in 500 boxes of oulachin...

right next to the Dynamite - not far from the fire.
[ WTF was all that ? ]

I put in a Quart of paraffin

 

[Tio_Narratore]

right next to the Dynamite - not far from the fire.
[ WTF was all that ? ]

I put in a Quart of paraffin

and the street missionary makes some 'special' candles for his girls.

You can't erect a crest (totem pole) at your big house without throwing a proper give-away feast for the other chiefs, HP. Better watch what you're doing when you're in unfamiliar places!

I put in a very happy Sally Ann...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the street missionary makes some 'special' candles for his girls.

You can't erect a crest (totem pole) at your big house without throwing a proper give-away feast for the other chiefs, HP. Better watch what you're doing when you're in unfamiliar places!

I put in a very happy Sally Ann...

and, she not only melts hearts.

I put in a row boat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, she not only melts hearts.

I put in a row boat.

and a Harvard sculler offers to take you to that isolated island out in the Sound.

I put in a picnic basket well-stocked with vintage wines...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a Harvard sculler offers to take you to that isolated island out in the Sound.

I put in a picnic basket well-stocked with vintage wines...

and, we climb to the top of the hill and find a bed of clover to stretch out upon.

I put in a wedge of cheese.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, we climb to the top of the hill and find a bed of clover to stretch out upon.

I put in a wedge of cheese.

and you try a glass of each wine in turn until you find just the right one for the cheese.

I put in a very tipsy cheese tatster...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you try a glass of each wine in turn until you find just the right one for the cheese.

I put in a very tipsy cheese tatster...

and, I'm trying to figure out how Michael is going to row that boat ashore.

I put in another round of your choice.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I'm trying to figure out how Michael is going to row that boat ashore.

I put in another round of your choice.

and you get une petite rondelle d'amour, with twenty-one lovers, all in a round, each receiving pleasure from the one before and giving pleasure to the one next in the chain.

I put in an incredible alternative to a 21-gun salute...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and you get une petite rondelle d'amour, with twenty-one lovers, all in a round, each receiving pleasure from the one before and giving pleasure to the one next in the chain.

I put in an incredible alternative to a 21-gun salute...

And I pull up a chair to watch, it sounds like much more fun than the paperwork I'm doing.

I put in a lawn chair and suntan oil..

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I pull up a chair to watch, it sounds like much more fun than the paperwork I'm doing.

I put in a lawn chair and suntan oil..

and a dozen hands appear all at once to assist you with the oil.

I put in an invitation to a beach party for two...

 

[Handley_Page]

and a dozen hands appear all at once to assist you with the oil.

I put in an invitation to a beach party for two...

But nobody can read them for the gun smoke.

Michael didn't row the boat ashore. You cannot row on sand.

I put in a spare oar.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

But nobody can read them for the gun smoke.

Michael didn't row the boat ashore. You cannot row on sand.

I put in a spare oar.

OR, the twenty-one men can stand at attention without using their legs.

I put in a perfect view of a cherry sitting on a chair.

 

[Handley_Page]

OR, the twenty-one men can stand at attention without using their legs.

I put in a perfect view of a cherry sitting on a chair.

and the cream turns sour.


I put in tomorrow's morning Coffee.


Night all

 

[Austin8]

and the cream turns sour.


I put in tomorrow's morning Coffee.


Night all

night Hp sleep good

and you get wicked dreams of Bar in red leather chaps

I put in a friendship bracelet

 

[YoursSINSerely]

night Hp sleep good

and you get wicked dreams of Bar in red leather chaps

I put in a friendship bracelet

And, it circles my wrist with cubes of letters: A-U-S-T-I-N with a lone star on the end of the string.

I put in a red leather bustier.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, it circles my wrist with cubes of letters: A-U-S-T-I-N with a lone star on the end of the string.

I put in a red leather bustier.

and your bosom bursts out of the bustier.

I put in a hand to help you back into the garment...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and your bosom bursts out of the bustier.

I put in a hand to help you back into the garment...

and, your hand isn't quite quick enough, but your opened mouth is.

I put in a longer string.