The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Austin8]

and, the vending machine prices go into double-digits.

I put in a pot holder.

and the steam from the pan feels good

I put in some pickled lambs tongue

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the steam from the pan feels good

I put in some pickled lambs tongue

and, Mary was wondering why the lamb didn't talk to her any more.

I put in bag of jelly beans.

 

[Austin8]

and, Mary was wondering why the lamb didn't talk to her any more.

I put in bag of jelly beans.

the Jelly Belly ones?

I put in a fried jelly sandwich

 

[YoursSINSerely]

the Jelly Belly ones?

I put in a fried jelly sandwich

And, it makes for an unusual breakfast, but good just the same.

I put in an easy button.

 

[Austin8]

And, it makes for an unusual breakfast, but good just the same.

I put in an easy button.

and I push it hoping something nasty will happen

I put in a good morning

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I push it hoping something nasty will happen

I put in a good morning

And, a good morning always starts out with a good bang, turning it into a great day.

I put in a Sunday to remember.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, a good morning always starts out with a good bang, turning it into a great day.

I put in a Sunday to remember.

Oh can I help with the good bang ??????

And the day at the Beach turns out to be very wet, cold and windy with sand in the sandwiches and a broken Thermos flask.

I put in an afternoon's rest & relaxation, complete with self-minded sheets.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Oh can I help with the good bang ??????

And the day at the Beach turns out to be very wet, cold and windy with sand in the sandwiches and a broken Thermos flask.

I put in an afternoon's rest & relaxation, complete with self-minded sheets.

And, I'm the Queen of the nappers around here, so I'll join you.

I put in a warm wool blanket.

 

[Handley_Page]

And, I'm the Queen of the nappers around here, so I'll join you.

I put in a warm wool blanket.

placed with care over a smooth cool naked shoulder.


I put in a very intrusive alarm clock.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

placed with care over a smooth cool naked shoulder.


I put in a very intrusive alarm clock.

and, time flies when I throw it out the window.

I put in a sundial.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, time flies when I throw it out the window.

I put in a sundial.

and you have a very cloudy (if quieter) day

I put in a spark of romance

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you have a very cloudy (if quieter) day

I put in a spark of romance

and, it twinkles upon my chest.

I put in a drink with a tiny umbrella in it.

 

[Jonathin101]

and I use the umbrella to protect myself from the suns harsh rays.
I put in a mug of the worlds best hot chocolate

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and I use the umbrella to protect myself from the suns harsh rays.
I put in a mug of the worlds best hot chocolate

And, the world goes into a chocolate feeding frenzy.

I put in a tiny marshmallow.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And, the world goes into a chocolate feeding frenzy.

I put in a tiny marshmallow.

and a tiny girl scout impales it on a twig to toast over the campfire.

I put in a Graham crumb and a chocolate chip...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and a tiny girl scout impales it on a twig to toast over the campfire.

I put in a Graham crumb and a chocolate chip...

and, the Guiness people take a picture of the world's smallest smores for their next book.

I put in a tagalong.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, the Guiness people take a picture of the world's smallest smores for their next book.

I put in a tagalong.

and everyone enjoys the threesome.

I put in an invitation to a naked party...

 

[Handley_Page]

and everyone enjoys the threesome.

I put in an invitation to a naked party...

and you discover the naked truth.

I put in a Hammond D4

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you discover the naked truth.

I put in a Hammond D4

and, it sounds like an organ, and I never give up the chance to play with somebody's organ.

I put in an empty piano bench.

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

and, it sounds like an organ, and I never give up the chance to play with somebody's organ.

I put in an empty piano bench.

And I fill it, pouring out my heart key by key.

I put in a soft voice telling a musical story..

 

[Handley_Page]

And I fill it, pouring out my heart key by key.

I put in a soft voice telling a musical story..

pity it's about a Drummer. . . . . .


I put in a new pin

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And I fill it, pouring out my heart key by key.

I put in a soft voice telling a musical story..

and I fall asleep, my head resting on a soft breast echoing golden tones.

I put in a sweet dream of a winged woman...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I fall asleep, my head resting on a soft breast echoing golden tones.

I put in a sweet dream of a winged woman...

as she stands watch over the Grave.


I put in another new pin

 

[Tio_Narratore]

as she stands watch over the Grave.


I put in another new pin

and the ATM still won't part with your money.

I put in a big bailout for little people...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the ATM still won't part with your money.

I put in a big bailout for little people...

and, the floodwaters seem to subside in Munchkinland.

I put in a little black dog.