The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[Handley_Page]

and, it very quickly becomes dinner for the dragon.

I put in a snake skin wallet.

and the snake was very unhappy.

I put in an empty coffee mug.

[enjoying Norman?]

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and the snake was very unhappy.

I put in an empty coffee mug.

[enjoying Norman?]

No, Norman, yet. I've been crying over a BFW story instead.

and, Juan Valez, himself, comes out of the machine a pours you another cup.

I put in some clotted cream. Yum.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, Juan Valez, himself, comes out of the machine a pours you another cup.

I put in some clotted cream. Yum.

[ BFW ???? ]

it goes nicely with the strawberries.

I Put in some fresh Rasberries.

 

[kimbalee]

[ BFW ???? ]

it goes nicely with the strawberries.

I Put in some fresh Rasberries.

... and get a Peach Melba.

I put in a windy day, great for kite flying...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

... and get a Peach Melba.

I put in a windy day, great for kite flying...

and an old uncle sits at the edge of the Great Meadow, watching kites and skirts soar high above reality, carrying his imagination aloft with them.

I put in a sunset of red and gold and violet hues framing a last kite, straining at the end of its tether...

 

[sacrificedangel]

and an old uncle sits at the edge of the Great Meadow, watching kites and skirts soar high above reality, carrying his imagination aloft with them.

I put in a sunset of red and gold and violet hues framing a last kite, straining at the end of its tether...

and the tether snaps and the kite floats away on the westerly winds.

I put in keys to my old house.

 

[Handley_Page]

and the tether snaps and the kite floats away on the westerly winds.

I put in keys to my old house.

which has been compulsorily purchased and knocked down to make way fore the new Supermarket Car Park.

I put in a Renault Clio hatchback.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

which has been compulsorily purchased and knocked down to make way fore the new Supermarket Car Park.

I put in a Renault Clio hatchback.

and, I can squeeze that into the tiniest of parking spots.

I put in a parking meter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, I can squeeze that into the tiniest of parking spots.

I put in a parking meter.

and find a ticket on your windshield when you finish shopping.

I put in a parking lot with a one-armed bandit for every space...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and find a ticket on your windshield when you finish shopping.

I put in a parking lot with a one-armed bandit for every space...

and, I have saved up all of my quarters to feed the bandits and they choke on them and spit out more.

I put in a bell and a whistle.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, I have saved up all of my quarters to feed the bandits and they choke on them and spit out more.

I put in a bell and a whistle.

and you make a very good referee for a good game of Association Football.

I put in a pot of good hand cream.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and you make a very good referee for a good game of Association Football.

I put in a pot of good hand cream.

and, your hands have never felt so good touching my body.

I put in a small can of pot.

 

[Ausus_girl13]

and, your hands have never felt so good touching my body.

I put in a small can of pot.

And the pot called the kettle, psychedelically a-MAZE-ing.

I put in the sweetest kiss...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

And the reader of it is consumed with ravishing vampire erotica.

I put in a list of D.L King's erotic publishings..

 

[Ausus_girl13]

And the reader of it is consumed with ravishing vampire erotica.

I put in a list of D.L King's erotic publishings..

(First, a whole lotta kudos picking up that reference. Well done cherry!)

And you have one squirmy, highly distracted reader...

I put in a decadent tale of a sleeping royal awakened to the darker pleasures...

 

[xOxCherryxOx]

(First, a whole lotta kudos picking up that reference. Well done cherry!)

And you have one squirmy, highly distracted reader...

I put in a decadent tale of a sleeping royal awakened to the darker pleasures...

(I have a thing for vampire's )

And one bite is just never enough.

I put in a piercing bite of sweet ecstasy..

 

[Ausus_girl13]

(I have a thing for vampire's )

And one bite is just never enough.

I put in a piercing bite of sweet ecstasy..

(me too!!! OMG.. it just kills me..)

And I swoon with the pleasure of it.

I put in a note recommending that you "be safe", a southern drawl, an interview, and the man who started it all.

 

[Handley_Page]

(me too!!! OMG.. it just kills me..)

And I swoon with the pleasure of it.

I put in a note recommending that you "be safe", a southern drawl, an interview, and the man who started it all.

And old Adam sits back in his rocking chair with a little smile on his face.

I put in a load of garlic

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And old Adam sits back in his rocking chair with a little smile on his face.

I put in a load of garlic

and Beef Wellington never tasted so good.

I put in a loaf of bread and a jug of wine...

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and Beef Wellington never tasted so good.

I put in a loaf of bread and a jug of wine...

and, you get... ME

I put in a bowl of risotto made my Martha herself.

 

[Handley_Page]

and, you get... ME

I put in a bowl of risotto made my Martha herself.

and it get eaten by 27 starving foxes.
[ martha who ? ]

I put in a bowl of peaches & cream.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and it get eaten by 27 starving foxes.
[ martha who ? ]

I put in a bowl of peaches & cream.

Martha Stewart-she loves making risotto. It was the first thing she ate when she got out of prison.

And, you get a beautiful maiden with a complexion to match.

I put in a peachy keen time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Martha Stewart-she loves making risotto. It was the first thing she ate when she got out of prison.

And, you get a beautiful maiden with a complexion to match.

I put in a peachy keen time.

and you get a thank-you note from Melba.

I put in a fresh-baked maple sugar cream pie...

 

[Austin8]

and you get a thank-you note from Melba.

I put in a fresh-baked maple sugar cream pie...

my my maple sugar pie!

I put in some cinnamon toast

 

[Tio_Narratore]

my my maple sugar pie!

I put in some cinnamon toast

and folks assemble from miles around for an old-fashioned spring brunch.

I put in a Western omelet...