Austin8
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and you get a blown fuse in the 240v circuit.
I put in an Elm tree
and you get a citation from the EPA
I put in a log gaff
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and you get a blown fuse in the 240v circuit.
I put in an Elm tree
and you get a citation from the EPA
I put in a log gaff
and get a quarter-ton of wood chips
I put in 25 feet of slightly used rope.
and get a little sting from a riding crop
I put in a saw horse
and get a purple My Little Pony collectible
I put in assorted nuts, bolts and nails from the jar in the garage
and you get a torque wrench
I put in a ironin' board
and you get a load of laundry. mostly cottons.
I put in Winnie-the-Pooh pajamas
and you get Tinker Belle undies
I put in a Husquivarna chain saw
and get the latest sewing machine in their embroidery line
I put in a copy of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
and you back Where's Waldo
I put in a pitch fork..
and get ten place settings of cutlery
I put in Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven audio book
and get Dio's first recording
I put in a lovely garden spade
and get a deck of cards missing one suit
I put in four yards of white tulle and 3 of eyelet cotton
...and you get back a new sewing machine.
I put in tickets for a Chicago fireworks cruise on Lake Michigan...
and you get back a M-80
I put in a dozen banned bottle rockets
and you get sweet morning fantasies..and you get a YouTube clip of singers with off-key voices singing "100 bottles of Beer on the Wall" the whole way thru for you.
I put in some peppermint breath freshener...
and you get me panting like a road lizard
I put in a cinnamon lollipop...(to be shared...)
and you get a girl who is very happy to share it with you.
I put in a 50 Cent CD...
and you get 49 cents in change.
I put in four years worth of decorating magazines.
And you get back a Home Depot gift card.
I put in a ship model I've been meaning to build...
and you get a half-scale working model of the USS Nimmitz.
I put in a live torpedo
and you get a harbor seal
I put in a conservatory
And you get an observatory.
I put in a wright whale that can only turn left.
and get an ocean-going catamaran with a broken rudder.
I put in a steel ladder and window washing equipment.
and you get rained off.
I put in a Tomahawk missile