The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

[vixenfurry]

(had to google neko) and you get a women who does a really good job when she runs her fingernails down your back.


I put in the recipe for a hot sex partner (ingredients not included)

(seriously? wow... just shows how much of a furry i am... lol)
why do you need the recipe? i'm right here! lol. jk. jk.

i put in a box of crayons because i feel like it!!! (and there happens to be a box sitting on the table... lol)

 

[vrosej10]

(seriously? wow... just shows how much of a furry i am... lol)
why do you need the recipe? i'm right here! lol. jk. jk.

i put in a box of crayons because i feel like it!!! (and there happens to be a box sitting on the table... lol)

and you get a lovely nude of a large woman drawn by me.

I put in a set of top quality soft pastels and a pad of pastel paper.

 

[vixenfurry]

and you get a lovely nude of a large woman drawn by me.

I put in a set of top quality soft pastels and a pad of pastel paper.

you get back a poorly done picture of a kittykat with "i'm a writer not an artist unfortunately" written on it.

i put in a pillow just because. lol.

 

[vrosej10]

It's one of the manga love pillows so you get to arrange a wedding for the pillow and your weird flatmate.

I put in wedding invites with manga porn on them.

 

[Handley_Page]

It's one of the manga love pillows so you get to arrange a wedding for the pillow and your weird flatmate.

I put in wedding invites with manga porn on them.

and it is rounded up by the do-good police.
[ WTF is 'manga']


I put in a copy of Lady Chatterly.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and it is rounded up by the do-good police.
[ WTF is 'manga']


I put in a copy of Lady Chatterly.

(Wow! The Brits are cloning horny minor nobles! This'll give us a new interest in BBC series on American PBS!)

and you get a line (sorry, a queue) of gardeners each wanting their own copies.

I put in Molly's soliloquy...

 

[vrosej10]

(Wow! The Brits are cloning horny minor nobles! This'll give us a new interest in BBC series on American PBS!)

and you get a line (sorry, a queue) of gardeners each wanting their own copies.

I put in Molly's soliloquy...

and you get a lot of howling and barking as Molly is my next door neighbour's labradoodle.


I put in human strength flea powder.

(Manga is Japanese cartooning. They do a lot of disturbing porn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get a lot of howling and barking as Molly is my next door neighbour's labradoodle.


I put in human strength flea powder.

(Manga is Japanese cartooning. They do a lot of disturbing porn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga)

and the fleas with human strength conquer the known world.

I put in flea strength human powder...

 

[vrosej10]

and the fleas with human strength conquer the known world.

I put in flea strength human powder...

and a small part of your little finger on your left hand dies.

I put in a dose of ayahuasca.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and a small part of your little finger on your left hand dies.

I put in a dose of ayahuasca.

and Papa Peyotl thanks you.

I put in a visit from Mama Datura...

 

[vrosej10]

and Papa Peyotl thanks you.

I put in a visit from Mama Datura...

and you vomit all over your shoes then hallucinate that you are a giant lizard.

i put in a box of lizard food with extra crickets.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you vomit all over your shoes then hallucinate that you are a giant lizard.

i put in a box of lizard food with extra crickets.

and the lizard slides back through the sipapu to find first man.

I put in a dance for the Four Corn Mothers...

 

[Handley_Page]

and the lizard slides back through the sipapu to find first man.

I put in a dance for the Four Corn Mothers...

and it is nothing like the seven veils dance.



I put in a modesty board

 

[vrosej10]

and it is nothing like the seven veils dance.



I put in a modesty board

and your get bashed with it by a man who enjoys upskirt vids.


I put in a set of invisible clothing.

 

[vixenfurry]

and your get bashed with it by a man who enjoys upskirt vids.


I put in a set of invisible clothing.

and you get naked pictures of me!

i put in cat ears and a tail.

 

[vrosej10]

and you get naked pictures of me!

i put in cat ears and a tail.

and you get justifiably called a pussy when you where them.

I put in a voucher for a date with a hot siamese.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and you get justifiably called a pussy when you where them.

I put in a voucher for a date with a hot siamese.

and I've never been with twins like that before.

I put in a bifid marsupial penis...

 

[Handley_Page]

and I've never been with twins like that before.

I put in a bifid marsupial penis...

and suffer schizophrenia



I put in an electric car

 

[YoursSINSerely]

and suffer schizophrenia



I put in an electric car

and, it goes around and around in circles on the plastic track in the middle of the room.

I put in an erector set.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and, it goes around and around in circles on the plastic track in the middle of the room.

I put in an erector set.

and the vacuum pump overdoes it.

I put in a painful bout of mechanical priapism...

 

[vrosej10]

and the vacuum pump overdoes it.

I put in a painful bout of mechanical priapism...

and everyone laughs their arses off at you as you walk to the nearest emergency room.

i put in a video of someone having a giant needle stuck into their penis (it cures you).

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and everyone laughs their arses off at you as you walk to the nearest emergency room.

i put in a video of someone having a giant needle stuck into their penis (it cures you).

and the ER Doc made a mistake and filled the syringe with alprostadil.

I put in a case of iatrogenic priapism...

 

[vrosej10]

and the ER Doc made a mistake and filled the syringe with alprostadil.

I put in a case of iatrogenic priapism...

and there's talk of gangrene or amputation. Clears the problem right up.

I put in a pillow for a sore and wilted penis.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

and there's talk of gangrene or amputation. Clears the problem right up.

I put in a pillow for a sore and wilted penis.

and you need to monitor constantly for Fournier's gangrene.

I put in a well-attended set of male genitalia...

 

[Handley_Page]

and you need to monitor constantly for Fournier's gangrene.

I put in a well-attended set of male genitalia...

just waiting for the surgeon's attention for transplant.



I put in an Anaesthetics machine.