Just give me a couple of big, round, butt-chiclets to smack around and I'm all set...
And I'm not really an ass-man per se......but I can appreciate a fine ass with no delay...
I heard Siren's ass looks like 2 ferrets fighting under a silk sheet when she walks... ;-)
and a thousand other wonderful purposes. People thoughout history have marveled at the usefulness and sheer genius of the ass, and in my mind, it's no small wonder.