The anti-peace rally conspiracy

KillerMuffin

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We had a WalkOut for Peace yesterday. Twenty whole people walked out for peace. There were reports of more, but no one actually showed up at the rally.

I have decided that this is a secret conservative plot to prevent my college campus from being a hotbed of peaceful protest.

Obviously the thousands of students who Walked Out of their classrooms and didn't make it to the rally were kidnapped by government agents and held away from the rally so the media would be forced to report that there is massive support for the war effort.

To make things worse, these government agents likewised posed as college students to protest for the war. They created a false atmosphere support for the Bush Regime.

The criminal lengths the Imperialist Regime will go to in order to present the false picture that people are in favor of their actions is horrid in its scope.

I'd call the FBI, but they were undoubtedly in on it, too.
 
I'm sure REDWAVE is trying to get to the bottom of it right now.
 
I'm sure Lance is hot on his tail with "facts" proving and disproving both sides of the arguement.
 
I have found out that the kidnapped students were held hostage at the local bar and forced to drink beer.........it's a crime
 
Sexy_lawyer03 said:
I have found out that the kidnapped students were held hostage at the local bar and forced to drink beer.........it's a crime

Those monsters!
 
Pizza and beer for peace. Now that's a position America can get behind!
 
KillerMuffin said:
We had a WalkOut for Peace yesterday. Twenty whole people walked out for peace. There were reports of more, but no one actually showed up at the rally.

I have decided that this is a secret conservative plot to prevent my college campus from being a hotbed of peaceful protest.

Obviously the thousands of students who Walked Out of their classrooms and didn't make it to the rally were kidnapped by government agents and held away from the rally so the media would be forced to report that there is massive support for the war effort.

To make things worse, these government agents likewised posed as college students to protest for the war. They created a false atmosphere support for the Bush Regime.

The criminal lengths the Imperialist Regime will go to in order to present the false picture that people are in favor of their actions is horrid in its scope.

I'd call the FBI, but they were undoubtedly in on it, too.

So, you want us to call you KillerWAVE or REDmuffin? :D
 
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