The Angel, Barbi and Prettygrneyes Lit Bachelor Auction

[peppermint_barbi]

This thread is for all of the men to come and flaunt their, ummm, ASSES......All the men on lit are considered bachelors and we are going to bid on them for the day on lit. At the end of each day the high bidder will get the bachelor for the next day, all day when they are on to do as they please with......SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who will be our first gorgeous bachelor....

 

[Angelofsex]

Come on guys you are not afraid of us three hot, sensual babes.....Just think of what we would want you to do.

 

[peppermint_barbi]

Come on guys, we just want ya'll to shake your asses a little....We know you want to....

 

[corbetphantom]

*walks in* um? do you want us to post rl pics of ourselves? or just dance around in here? *lol*

 

[Linedrive]

Ya'll are fucking crazy, lol

I'll be some lucky bachelorette's date, if the winnings are donated to a battered women's shelter. <---- God damn that's gonna get me points

What's up ladies, do I hear $ 10 for a nice candlelite dinner with Gunner, and a fireside fuck afterwards?

 

[peppermint_barbi]

Dance around....tell us your best features and what you have to offer.....

Yes Gunner, we are fucking nuts...but you all LOVE it!!!!!

Ok Ladies.....do I hear $10 for either of these delicious studs????

 

[Linedrive]

And all at once, Gunner breaks out into a ferious burst of dance moves, a combination between Sammy Davis and Janet Jackson.

"Good evening ladies...my best features include honesty, sincerity, kindness and generosity."

If none of that impresses you, I have a 14 inch penis that can pound a spike through a railroad tie.

 

[Freya]

Since he left me for two days, can I auction off Naded and keep the proceeds for myself?









Just kidding!

 

[tryingsumtinnew]

Fun

Hmmm, although this could be embarrassing.

Well hope I can bring at least ten dollars, U.S. prefered.

I do all but windows!

 

[peppermint_barbi]

Since he left me for two days, can I auction off Naded and keep the proceeds for myself?









Just kidding!

Oh yeah, of course...I don't mind...heehee....

 

[corbetphantom]

Oh yeah, of course...I don't mind...heehee....

so what're the rules for us guys? do we have to fill out a form of what we're willing to do? do you want RL pics of us? (still waiting for an answer to that) are the ladies allowed to sample the goods?

 

[sueanninct]

Dance around....tell us your best features and what you have to offer.....

Yes Gunner, we are fucking nuts...but you all LOVE it!!!!!

Ok Ladies.....do I hear $10 for either of these delicious studs????

If that's what I get for $10, what can I get for $100? Both?!?

 

[peppermint_barbi]

so what're the rules for us guys? do we have to fill out a form of what we're willing to do? do you want RL pics of us? (still waiting for an answer to that) are the ladies allowed to sample the goods?

There aren't really any rules....if you want to post rl pics....be our guest...just shake your ass and tell us what you like and are into........of course the ladies are able to sample the goods.....and there isn't any form, as of yet.....so come on baby, shake it

 

[peppermint_barbi]

If that's what I get for $10, what can I get for $100? Both?!?

Sueann...if no one comes and out bids ya....you have both of them for $100 and they are yours for a day on lit.....WOOHOOO....

 

[sueanninct]

Sueann...if no one comes and out bids ya....you have both of them for $100 and they are yours for a day on lit.....WOOHOOO....

Maybe I should wait for the weekend, in that case. Can't do much for me while I'm at work, and I definitely want to get every penny's worth!

 

[corbetphantom]

There aren't really any rules....if you want to post rl pics....be our guest...just shake your ass and tell us what you like and are into........of course the ladies are able to sample the goods.....and there isn't any form, as of yet.....so come on baby, shake it

yes ma'am! *walks the runway wearing what's in the pic (hoping it works). Starts to strip, first taking off the hat and tossing it out into the crowd, then removing his sword. Walks up and down the runway to the sound of the porn-style funk. Strips off his kimono and the clothes on underneath, standing in just his briefs and grinning. sweat pours off him as he says*

How was that?

 

[peppermint_barbi]

Maybe I should wait for the weekend, in that case. Can't do much for me while I'm at work, and I definitely want to get every penny's worth!

Oh I definitely can understand that one.....definitely want to get every penny's worth

 

[peppermint_barbi]

yes ma'am! *walks the runway wearing what's in the pic (hoping it works). Starts to strip, first taking off the hat and tossing it out into the crowd, then removing his sword. Walks up and down the runway to the sound of the porn-style funk. Strips off his kimono and the clothes on underneath, standing in just his briefs and grinning. sweat pours off him as he says*

How was that?

Hot sweetheart.....it might be a bit before we get any bids because lit is slow tonight so I think we should extend the bidding until tomorrow night....

 

[corbetphantom]

Hot sweetheart.....it might be a bit before we get any bids because lit is slow tonight so I think we should extend the bidding until tomorrow night....

boo.

so i did all that for nothing?

 

[peppermint_barbi]

boo.

so i did all that for nothing?

You didn't do it all for nothing hon...I promise you that.....I know the women are out there watching, they just might be holding back a little.....just wait...

 

[corbetphantom]

You didn't do it all for nothing hon...I promise you that.....I know the women are out there watching, they just might be holding back a little.....just wait...

oh...ok...maybe there should be someone advertising this thing?

 

[peppermint_barbi]

oh...ok...maybe there should be someone advertising this thing?

Yeah I think so......

 

[Angelofsex]

I think we need to do some advertising with our two places........We need to hire someone.............Plus I think we should check everyone out here.........To show us the goods.

 

[peppermint_barbi]

I think we need to do some advertising with our two places........We need to hire someone.............Plus I think we should check everyone out here.........To show us the goods.

I think we do too......and definitely hire someone....

Oh and we most definitely need to check out the goodies....heehee

 

[alwaysawake]

I think we do too......and definitely hire someone....

Oh and we most definitely need to check out the goodies....heehee

GULP!!! Auction?! I am not for sale...snickering and running out of the room BUT FAST!