The al-Qa'eda recruitment thread

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

The al-Qa-eda movement is currently undergoing a restructuring and needs to contact all its members urgently.

Would ALL MEMBERS please post HERE:

1) Their full name.

2) Home, Work and contact address.

3) Telphone numbers - Home, work and mobile.

3) Nation you are active in.

4) If you have a clean current driving licence.

5) Any special skills or knowledge that are useful to the organisation.

All information will be treated in the strictest confidence.

After you have posted here you should be contacted within 7 working days by people bearing guns.

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Fanatical about Islam? Then why not leave your details here too. The al-Qa'eda network is always interested in hearing from new members. After initial training, progression within the organisation is swift - no waiting to fill 'dead-man's shoes' with us. And the rewards are high too - a guarenteed place in heaven!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

This isn't a joke by the way.

I just can't be bothered to check my email anymore

Thought I might get MI5 to do it for me.

 

[Lost Cause]

Plane Spotters Needed...

Must be able to tell friendly aircraft from Predator CIA craft. Must have experience in identifying, and eluding pursuit Hellfire missles. Recent experience in first aid for burns, avulsions, and puncture holes.
Al-Qaeda is an equal opportunity employer for Islamic Faith only.
Call 1-800-FUCK-ME2 Ask for Allah.

 

[Guest]

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

he he he at cant be bothered to check your email

they also get 70 odd virgins...in a non sexual way, of course..

I just hope they remember to delete all my junk mail for me too.

 

[Weevil]

Where does Al-Qaeda stand on the possibility of new uniforms.

Colours are the new Black.

 

[Un-registered]

he he he at cant be bothered to check your email

they also get 70 odd virgins...in a non sexual way, of course..

That isn't many to last for all eternity ...

(Unless they are re-usable virgins - hey, put that on Story Ideas)