The Air Conditioner carries the smell of watermelon...

[Shaq]

I'm serious it is...I can smell it blowing through the AC...

1.Grapes
2.Oranges
3.Watermelon
4.Strawberries
5.Peaches


There...my first list...

Honarable mention:Starfruit...."The forgotten fruit"

 

[Private Vasquez]

toss in some yogurt and you've got yourself a fruit salad.

 

[Marxist]

toss in some yogurt and you've got yourself a fruit salad.

Heard watermelon and came runnin', eh?

 

[Shaq]

toss in some yogurt and you've got yourself a fruit salad.

You're right....fruit salads are pretty good...but no pineapples! I think that's the fruit from hell...it makes my throat itch...God put spikes on it to warn us...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Heard watermelon and came runnin', eh?

You too?

Only in conjunction with fried chicken.

 

[glamorilla]

Look out your window and see if it's raining skittles.

 

[Marxist]

You too?

Only in conjunction with fried chicken.

Naw, I'm a New South Negro. I like chicken breast and a nice sorbet.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Dress it up, fine. Watermelon sorbet is just froze watermelon...it's all the same.

That shirt says Booty, doesn't it?

I want it to rain skittles, but don't try to catch them in your mouth...you'll break some teeth and one will get lodged behind your uvula.

 

[glamorilla]

What's a uvula?

If it's anything like a gag reflex I don't have one of those either.

 

[Shaq]

Look out your window and see if it's raining skittles.

It's not...but that'd be pretty cool if it was...the rainbow would be mesmerizing enough to cause accidents...

 

[Marxist]

you'll break some teeth and one will get lodged behind your uvula.

I loved it when George Harrison played that thing.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I hope you have a uvula. It's that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat. It's helpful for something, I'm sure.

 

[Marxist]

I hope you have a vulva. It's that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat. It's helpful for something, I'm sure.

I've NEVER deep throated a pussy. You're just weird.
















And plastic.

 

[medjay]

Dress it up, fine. Watermelon sorbet is just froze watermelon...it's all the same.

Watermelon sorbet? Haven't heard of it. Must be something us midwest Negroes aren't up on.

 

[Shaq]

I hope you have a uvula. It's that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat. It's helpful for something, I'm sure.

I think humans will eventually evolve it out....

 

[Shaq]

I think humans will eventually evolve it out....

Speaking of which...my teacher once elected to name stuff that humans elvolve out of....I want angel wings dammit....that'd be cool...


and Lime sorbet is where the goodness lies...

 

[Marxist]

Watermelon sorbet? Haven't heard of it. Must be something us midwest Negroes aren't up on.

I went to Cincy once. Those people were still eating fried catfish like it was a new delicacy. Lined up around the fucking block!

 

[glamorilla]

A prehensile tail could come in handy for those intimate moments.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm certain that glamorilla doesn't have a vulva, nor does he wish to have anything to do with one. You're sick.

I've NEVER deep throated a pussy.

I don't know if I can be your friend anymore. Deep throat is where all the godd stuff is.


There's every flavor of sorbet you could imagine...even tequila.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I think humans will eventually evolve it out....

Like the appendix, the spleen and the brain. Useless.

 

[medjay]

I went to Cincy once. Those people were still eating fried catfish like it was a new delicacy. Lined up around the fucking block!

We've got several catfish spots here in Chicago in addition to the Moo & Oink chain. Somehow, I don't recall seeing watermelon sorbet on the menu. But I haven't been to any of those places since I was a teenager.

 

[Shaq]

Like the appendix, the spleen and the brain. Useless.

The spleen is very useful I think...in movies it is a good thing to rupture in a child so Denzel Washington can hold a hospital hostage...

Brains are only good to be eaten by dead people who's brains still work....