_Lynn_
Literotica Guru
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Totally sasified, uh, satisfied.
Slip the black corset on. That always gets the writing juices flowing.![]()
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Totally sasified, uh, satisfied.
Slip the black corset on. That always gets the writing juices flowing.![]()
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Ah yes, your favorite.

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Good to know your recovery is going well, Lynn. Getting into writing mode? I can offer no useful suggestions, all I do is start my fingers moving and if I'm totally stuck write some garbage lines and that gets me going.
So are we!
I'm due in the out-patients next Wednesday, to have a 'polyp-ectomy'.
If anyone has any knowledge of 'Picolax' they'll know of my anxieties.
And tubes going where the sun doesn't shine does not fill my mind with peace.
Can I have a nice big coffee please ?
And a few clues how to fix the remote thingy on my TV. . . . .
I have a friend who had several, you'll be fine. 
I have a relatively modern [small] TV which receives both the modern digital UHF stuff (Freeview) and the old analogue bands. It's a posh-looking thing with smooth edges and so forth. No mains on/off, you understand (what was that about energy efficiency?), but a complicated remote control with about a million buttons.
The snag is that the Remote controller - doesn't. I've had to switch off the set at the mains socket ! (and yes, I've ordered a replacement - again!).
Is there any tea in the pot, please ? It's late and I think I should retire.
Tea? Teeeaaaa? We're going to have to really work to convert you to the true faith, HP.

I got mugged at breakfast by a returning Housemate and Houseguest. After that....
The evening coffee is ready and a fresh kettle.

Luna is out? [/me peers out] Must be hiding behind the cedars. I look forward to Luna liberating itself from Terrestrial domination. Free all moons! Can we monetize that?There is a tiny sliver of a moon hanging in a deep indigo sky outside my office window. It may make it into a story some day.
Luna is out? [/me peers out] Must be hiding behind the cedars. I look forward to Luna liberating itself from Terrestrial domination. Free all moons! Can we monetize that?
Wrong time for coffee. Return later. With biscotti.
This season's third day of winter has arrived. Hail covers our meadow. Dwarves can skate on our frozen birdbath. A chill breeze descends the kitchen's stove-top vent. Grumbling crows stomp on our roof tiles wearing earmuffs. The thermo-gauge atop the propane tank has stopped reporting. Coffee refuses to steam. It's getting dire...
You gotta watch out for those crows. A disgruntled gang of crows could just take over your house and start plucking at the uke's.

Where oh where did I put that "Cows with Guns" video?![]()
So are we!
I'm due in the out-patients next Wednesday, to have a 'polyp-ectomy'.
If anyone has any knowledge of 'Picolax' they'll know of my anxieties.
And tubes going where the sun doesn't shine does not fill my mind with peace.
Can I have a nice big coffee please ?
And a few clues how to fix the remote thingy on my TV. . . . .
That's one of my greatest fears. I leave an old broken Sears 'Stradivarius' violin out as a decoy. (It cost US$7.50 at the junk store.) Luckily, woodpeckers stay in the forest, not on the back steps attacking decor.You gotta watch out for those crows. A disgruntled gang of crows could just take over your house and start plucking at the uke's.
Obviously we got the guy cows and the gal cows. Guy cows got dongs and gal cows don't. Sort of like literature, with fiction novels and non-fiction novels. That usage derived from graphic novels and wordless novels. Does it look sort of like a novel or a cow? Good enough. And my partner as a kid thought the singular of 'horse' was 'whore'. "Look at the whore, Mommy!"Do you mean this one?
Inspiring (and funny as hell), except that they've forgotten that cows are all girls, and they constantly refer to them as 'he.'