The Advantages of Sobriety

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

1)

2)

3)

Oh hang on.

Those last two are the same as 1).

 

[Lasz]

what about driving without getting in trouble.

 

[weed]

1) less impotence

2) less sclerosis of the liver

3) you don't feel like shit in the morning.....really.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Can't drive, no car, can't take your car to the pub.

I like being drunk.

It makes other people more interesting.

Floors can be surprisingly comfortable when you're drunk.

Hanns is funny when you're smashed out of your head.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

1) less impotence

2) less sclerosis of the liver

3) you don't feel like shit in the morning.....really.

Never felt like shit in the morning.

Coffee, yes. A cheese topped english muffin sometimes but never shit.

 

[bluespoke]

Hanns is funny when you're smashed out of your head.

Oh, would that that were true!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You just ain't been drunk enough Blue.

 

[bluespoke]

You just ain't been drunk enough Blue.

So true, but to make it funny there isn't enough alcohol on the planet!

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Rab C Nesbit is my hero.

I love that line:

"It's funny, your wife sends you out for some sausages for tea on a Monday and the next thing you know you're waking up in gutter and it's Thursday."



If only I was rich and single I would be an alcoholic.

 

[weed]

Never felt like shit in the morning.

Coffee, yes. A cheese topped english muffin sometimes but never shit.

lol....I suppose you don't look like shit either. Just fresh as a daisy.

 

[IA951]

For fuck sake all you fucking drunks!

Leave that alcohol alone and try some weed huh?

nothing like some wake and bake!
(do it all the time)

 

[weed]

Sometimes it's toke and choke.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

For fuck sake all you fucking drunks!

Leave that alcohol alone and try some weed huh?

nothing like some wake and bake!
(do it all the time)

But beer is so yummy!

Maybe it's because I'm a real ale drinker. A nice pint of Abbot, old hookey...

And I'm fucked at the moment because Wetherspoons had a beer festival last week and the guest beers go down to 99p tonight.

Cheap beer! Nearly as good as free beer!

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

yeh but without alcohol who would do all the stupid things that make life so interesting?