The Addams Family

[FakeNews]

Rumor has it Hollywood will be releasing an updated version of, "The Addams Family" with the following cast....

Ted Cruz as Gomez Addams

Carly Fiorina as Morticia Addams

John McCain as Uncle Fester

John Kerry as Lurch

Nancy Pelosi as Grandmama

Lindsey Graham as Pugsley Addams

Kellyanne Conway as Wednesday Addams

Joe Biden as The Thing

Bernie Sanders as Cousin Itt

 

[Hard_Rom]

With that hair! Who is known for a bad hair 'life'? T-Rump as Itt fer sure fer sure.

 

[Chernosoth]

In all the remakes, the star is Wednesday. A youtube series has an adult Wednesday without the rest of the family. I'd like to see a Pugsley show. Maybe with vertical stripes on the shirt.