ThePhoenixMan
Writing Gigolo
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Ad in a local "discreet" newspaper:
ISO married female!
Bored? Frustrated? Lonely? Neglected? Tired of the straight and narrow?
Need something new? Wanna be alive again? Seeking adventure?
Feel special again! Be renewed! Give yourself to me, and experience ALL there is to be!
Discretion guaranteed. No names necessary.
Submit photo, bio, and contact info to Box 69 c/o this paper!
John looked over the ad he had placed in the paper. It was short, cryptic, and extremely vague. That's what made it all the more better! He hoped he'd have a bite or two. His overactive libido was in need of some creative release of excess energy!
ISO married female!
Bored? Frustrated? Lonely? Neglected? Tired of the straight and narrow?
Need something new? Wanna be alive again? Seeking adventure?
Feel special again! Be renewed! Give yourself to me, and experience ALL there is to be!
Discretion guaranteed. No names necessary.
Submit photo, bio, and contact info to Box 69 c/o this paper!
John looked over the ad he had placed in the paper. It was short, cryptic, and extremely vague. That's what made it all the more better! He hoped he'd have a bite or two. His overactive libido was in need of some creative release of excess energy!