ReallyRandyReader
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Okay how is everyone else interpreting this instruction?Stretch it out! Then back to bed with you!
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Okay how is everyone else interpreting this instruction?Stretch it out! Then back to bed with you!
It's been a while since I had a random hookup, but I don't recall men having a problem getting their socks off. Women have to somehow wriggle out of pantyhose and we do that just fine.It’s very hard to take your socks off in a sexy manner.
You have the “hang on let’s lose the moment while I sit on the bed, cross one leg over the other and take my sock off then repeat.”.
Or the stand one one foot like a flamingo. Which results in getting off balance and hopping around. Followed by crashing into the night stand and knocking stuff off.
And let’s blame women too. In face let’s just blame women. While they are eager to unbutton a shirt and run their hand in your chest. Or pull that belt off and rip your pants off. Ain’t no woman I’ve ever met who has a minxy look in her face, slides down your body and rolls your socks off. AND if a woman does have a minxy look on her face and slides down your body and what she does there is take your socks off, she’s losing marks.
As a side note. I have a friend. One night out I found in the gutter of side street in Amsterdam. “What you doing there?” I asked helping him up. “Got thrown out of a brothel for insisting I take my socks off.”
Perfect! You two want to give me a bid for my plumbing project?Can I give you the card for Hilton and SinCity Plumbing. “Plumbing with your socks on. No job too wet or fitting too tight”
Okay how is everyone else interpreting this instruction?
Wait I can get a Dr note for it
This is simply professional Healthcare advice, R³!
I am a nurse, R³!Wait I can get a Dr note for it
Nurse! I need immediate attention, medical emergency a healthcare professional told me
That was not lost on me when I wrote thatI am a nurse, R³!
I loved to watch the wriggleIt's been a while since I had a random hookup, but I don't recall men having a problem getting their socks off. Women have to somehow wriggle out of pantyhose and we do that just fine.
The NFL draft is all the talk on the local news (I live near Detroit). Who knows how well a college player will do in the NFL but the excitement is there and fans hope is eternal. For 50 years I was a wait and see fan of the Detroit Lions as they had poor teams and even worst drafts. Now that Ford women have taken control, the team is better. HHhm I wonder if a woman President would also do better.Up, semi-conscious. Woke up a few minutes before 4, which wasn't in the plans, but oh well. On cup #2. Caught up a bit on the NFL draft/livestock auction. I guess that it's the only way they can convince anyone to come to "play" for Cleveland . . . .
The NFL draft is all the talk on the local news (I live near Detroit). Who knows how well a college player will do in the NFL but the excitement is there and fans hope is eternal. For 50 years I was a wait and see fan of the Detroit Lions as they had poor teams and even worst drafts. Now that Ford women have taken control, the team is better. HHhm I wonder if a woman President would also do better.
Here in the Carolina’s the Redskins were on the radio long before the invention of the TeeVee, so you have a bunch of old Skin’s fans…I was dyed in the wool so to speak because of that and also my uncle who retired from the Pentagon, was a season tix holder in the 60’s and early 70’s, sent me loads of Redskin swag when I was a kid…I’m sorry…my feathers are still ruffled over what happened…that’s a debate for another time though…I prefer the Ravens to the team formerly known as the Foreskins - I never had name issues with them. Detroit did have a good season last year save for their trip to Balmer. D seems to have figured out at least a bit of it.
I'd like to see something better than our recent offerings run for president. But then, we should leave that chat to the bored over there >>>>>
Exactly. That two aleves and a tiny amount of thc.Stretch it out! Then back to bed with you!
It’s always sexy to watch a woman in pantyhoseIt's been a while since I had a random hookup, but I don't recall men having a problem getting their socks off. Women have to somehow wriggle out of pantyhose and we do that just fine.