The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

LOL! I had to do a double take. My mother has an inherited cookbook from I’m guessing the 30’s? It actually has a recipe for Turtle Soup. Not the pond kind…nope, the big Loggerhead type. Illegal now obviously as they’re protected, but man…they harvested everything back then.

Work’n for the man. He’s kept me going. Home today though. Been out west where the weather has been nice. Coming back to East Coast…not so much. Stay cool y’all. Trying desperately to catch up this a.m. We all know how that is in this Spoon…

More Ficus BMZ——

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Notice how the artist cultivated the knot holes!

P.S. I waived at you MissK…had to drop into HQ and out early this a.m.

Her is a wave back

 

[Crankbait88]

Hey, not sure if any of you noticed, but it's hot. It's so hot in fact, the local Jehovah's Witnesses have started telemarketing.

You all have a wonderful Tuesday.

 

[Missk_2022]

So all of a sudden my electric went out and I heard all this banging.... apparently they were changing my meter...surprise!!.... too bad was in the middle of a meeting...when i was talking

 

[Tweedledude]

Have a great day all

 

[dkak001]

So all of a sudden my electric went out and I heard all this banging.... apparently they were changing my meter...surprise!!.... too bad was in the middle of a meeting...when i was talking

I'd be out there screaming at them. They're supposed to notify you that they're going to pull power!

 

[Tweedledude]

I'd be out there screaming at them. They're supposed to notify you that they're going to pull power!

I would have to have a bit of fun with them like "Ive called the police and reported you you shut my sons life support off"
Naaa maybe to harsh

 

[Missk_2022]

I'd be out there screaming at them. They're supposed to notify you that they're going to pull power!

They knocked o door hung a tag and did it.... 10 minutes....hahaha

 

[Missk_2022]

I would have to have a bit of fun with them like "Ive called the police and reported you you shut my sons life support off"
Naaa maybe to harsh

Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off

 

[Tweedledude]

Government and Utility both pretty totalitarian

 

[Tweedledude]

Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off

Ya people holy mackerel
Ain’t to clever are they?

 

[Tweedledude]

Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off

So post power off how has your day been?

 

[Japansurfer]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

 

[dkak001]

Well, today is the last day in the neverending parade of birthday cakes through the house this month! Unfortunately this one is for me!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

Welcome to the club JapanSurfer. Someone will come along shortly and give you your club card but first you have to sign off on the rules of the Spoon. Basically, it’s the rules posted on Post 1, Page 1, part 1.

The general rule is read that first, then peruse the last ten pages or so. You’ll get the feel. Some of us are nice, quiet, and cranky…all in the same day! Welcome!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I know we’ve had a major Kitty loss recently. This goes out to Wat and all of our feline loving boys&girls.

 

[Missk_2022]

So post power off how has your day been?

Pretty good... I am cool dry and have food to eat... and you lot to talk to

 

[Tweedledude]

Pretty good... I am cool dry and have food to eat... and you lot to talk to

I’m glad. Bless the inventor of air conditioning

 

[Wonderer67]

I know we’ve had a major Kitty loss recently. This goes out to Wat and all of our feline loving boys&girls.

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The only thing they’re really lacking is opposable thumbs!

 

[Wonderer67]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!

 

[Wonderer67]

I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)

Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.

So, off to feed them.

Then tackle the lawn.

And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)

Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?

Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!

https://imgur.com/a/PLkdMv1

 

[Tweedledude]

The only thing they’re really lacking is opposable thumbs!

They would be too dangerous with thumbs.

 

[Japansurfer]

You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!

Awesome thanks. Yea been around a little

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They knocked o door hung a tag and did it.... 10 minutes....hahaha

It takes about 90 seconds to change a fucking meter.


I got to change a toilet out today after work. For the Working town Landlady. The old one shat its valve. Took me best part of an hour.


I'm outta fuckin' practice.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off

Some dipshit in high school done tol' me the fuck-yo-momma thing. I asked him how it was? I asked him if he brought a shovel. Because fuckin' my momma was gonna come with a lotta diggin'.


He got a real st000pid look on his face and never said shit to me again.


Dr. Tyler is fine. She's not bitching about the heat, so there's that.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden

The posting is up to you.


We say, fuck the guilt. We don't do guilt.