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OK! Ornery old goat it is, then! 😆😅🤣


So the landlady has been stocking up on goats these last couple of years. She had two. We had to put the sick one down. then she got 3 dwarfs. Then she got the preggers regular one who had her one baby. The littlest dwarf, Sophie, has a ton of personality. First Time I was visiting after she had arrived, we were out doing whatever and I felt something hit my ankle. I turned to look when it happened again and Sophie was butting my lower leg. She was playing with the new human. Goats are a lot more innerestin' then one might think, and pleasant in most cases, too.
 
I see from your profile that you are a virgin, fun and hung. Well I can imagine how much fun it would be for the post menopausal ladies of Lit to see a virgin like you hung by your balls for their entertainment during afternoon bingo. I have the rope and pulley already for them!

The door is in the corner let yourself out quietly like a good little boy. You are way too young and immature to be in a bar.


Were you on door sentry duty and forgot to card the wee prick (meant in all senses)? Carry on then - that was fun!!!


:rolleyes: 🤣 :nana:
 
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