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[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[Chernosoth]

Sometimes I fart so hard I groan loudly and then need some time to recover.

 

[Qky75]

Sometimes I fart so hard I groan loudly and then need some time to recover.

Careful you don't push so hard we all groan....there's no recovery for that. Mop's in the closet to your right.

 

[Qky75]

whats your favorite pickup line..i've always like this one " your like a winter storm...wild and beautifull...but if not treated with respect cold and deadly"

Like a winter storm...sure it looks all beautiful until you slosh around enough and your feet are all wet after taking your rubbers off.

 

[likes2watchU]

Hump Day and power issues at work this morning means I had a few minutes to catch up...

got to go fishing tonight..it's a shame that i dont do it more...i live 100 yards from a lake and still only get to fish once every two weeks..i need to make an effort to go more often. caught a few small bluegills a couple nice smallmouth and a few small largemouth..all tossed back since i dont like cleaning fish.

Sounds like a fun time - get that on the schedule, yeah?

The house is maybe 20 years old. Nice PVC flange in good condition. It was a one-ringer. So far so good.

I was a'fixin' a leak on one once and managed to break the fuckin' tank. One eighth of a turn too tight.

Yeah - that "one last turn for good measure" can really bit you in the

i hate working on toilets///bought a house once and was checking the crawlspace to discover that the toilet was not connected to the sewer but just dumping into the crawlspace..nasty nasty fix

Oh, sqwick!! Ranks right up there with John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace IMO

whats your favorite pickup line..i've always like this one " your like a winter storm...wild and beautifull...but if not treated with respect cold and deadly"

Not a fan of the pick up line... but I've had some doozies over the years.
Him: Is your name ____________?
Me: Nope
Him: Are you sure?
Me:

Nasty heat, humidity and storms. I am doing a taxi run this morning then I am off for awhile.

warnings with teasings of here... have a good run and then relax for a bit

Busy day today. Just finished my workout, ready to feed the herd of cats at my neighbors, make sure all the plants at the farm are watered and then zip off to work for an and 830 meeting.

Sounds like you did everything but make the donuts this morning, @Wonderer67

Yep. It's time to go to herd some weasels.
I enjoy my life - even the tough days.
Today will be hot AF . . . .

Good luck with the weasels... Stay hydrated in this heat. Phew!

Made it home on the Big Ol’ Jet Airliner and y’all ain’t kidding. It’s hot back east…especially after being in Montana for a couple of days and waking up to 60 degrees

Hope it moves through quickly... I am so very happy the heat broke in the Midwest... I don't even mind the rainy days... love the cooler weather though.

I got these instructions yesterday and replied accordingly. One day I swear I'm going to be sent to HR.

"Don't let his cat near his incision and don't smoke."

"Don't smoke his cat near his incision. On it sir.'

If I were your manager, pretty sure you would be my favorite employee. We would be in HR together - solidarity!

And lots of prayers!

Order Up!!

Why does it look like it's trying to hold on to the pot?

LOL! It does have that effect! There is a explanation though…

Shimpaku Junipers and Black Pines are spread over Japan’s mountains. They are in rocky crags and soil so spread their roots out. Lots of them have that windswept look from years of being molded by the elements. The artists attempt to imitate this in small pots. It is one of the most desirable features in your tree. Especially a show quality specimen.

Hmm... okay. But, I like my theory better
Irish Bonsai - hear me out...

Morning all. Hope you have a great day!
Quick catch up, and now off to get shit done!

Okay, Delores... IYKYK

Like a winter storm...sure it looks all beautiful until you slosh around enough and your feet are all wet after taking your rubbers off.

Are we still talking Pick Up Lines? Or did someone skip ahead??

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Better is a frame of mind amplified by the amount of pain killers...
She has a chronic back condition that will not improve. At this time it's just endurance & medication.
And lots of prayers!

I’m sorry to hear this RJ.

 

[likes2watchU]

Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again (Official Video), Full HD (Remastered and Upscaled)
Channel: Enhanced Music Videos

 

[Qky75]

Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again (Official Video), Full HD (Remastered and Upscaled)
Channel: Enhanced Music Videos

TOUCH meeee.....
Like luverzdew

Ermm. I'll see myself out

 

[likes2watchU]

TOUCH meeee.....
Like luverzdew

Ermm. I'll see myself out

This special request goes out to @Qky75

 

[Qky75]

This special request goes out to @Qky75

I know. A lot do when I am not around. You'll hate to see me go but you'll love to watch me leave!

 

[Tweedledude]

OMG! I've finally caught up! I've been missing everyone, just bouncing in and out. Seems trying to do ALL the jobs around here by myself is very time consuming!

My trainer canceled for last Friday so I decided cleaning the garage would be my workout. It has not been cleaned/swept out for over a year! It took me hours, but I got it done!

Saturday, my boat guy came over. We spent three hours getting the boat ready, launching, and doing a shakedown cruise. Everything works. It was so nice to get back on the water.

I've hired a neighbor kid to help me with the yard. He and I will be pulling weeds. Seems I've spent hours doing this and haven't really gotten ahead of them. I ordered a weed puller and put it together all by myself. We will test it out to see if I did it right!

I have a busy day scheduled for tomorrow so I'm going to say goodnight! ️

This was my ridiculous purchase of today! I'm going to keep it on the boat!

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We be missing you

 

[Missk_2022]

Good news... re cement crown for now... the next step will be implant... the tooth has been through the ringer

 

[Greylag]

For all those who like a calorie free treat this is Scotlands answer.. Tablet

• 900g granulated white sugar (4.5 Cups or 2lb. Yes, that much sugar!)
• 250ml of full-fat milk (1 Cup)
• 1 tin of sweetened condensed milk (397g tin)
• 85g butter (6 Tbsp)

 

[Greylag]

got to go fishing tonight..it's a shame that i dont do it more...i live 100 yards from a lake and still only get to fish once every two weeks..i need to make an effort to go more often. caught a few small bluegills a couple nice smallmouth and a few small largemouth..all tossed back since i dont like cleaning fish.

Well done sounds like a good session!

 

[likes2watchU]

I know. A lot do when I am not around. You'll hate to see me go but you'll love to watch me leave!

Hmm, okay... but be sure to step on the beat now

We be missing you

Uh-oh... you know what that means...
@Lilianna23
@Lilianna23
@Lilianna23

Good news... re cement crown for now... the next step will be implant... the tooth has been through the ringer

Yay!! That is good news... for now. Poor tooth ... Poor you

For all those who like a calorie free treat this is Scotlands answer.. Tablet

• 900g granulated white sugar (4.5 Cups or 2lb. Yes, that much sugar!)
• 250ml of full-fat milk (1 Cup)
• 1 tin of sweetened condensed milk (397g tin)
• 85g butter (6 Tbsp)

Oh, aye - I've heard of Tablet... havena tried it.
No sweet tooth
But I'm related to several who would love this treat

 

[likes2watchU]

Don’t tell me about. My teeth crumble thinking about eating toast. I have lost most of my crowns and bridges that way.

For all those who like a calorie free treat this is Scotlands answer.. Tablet

• 900g granulated white sugar (4.5 Cups or 2lb. Yes, that much sugar!)
• 250ml of full-fat milk (1 Cup)
• 1 tin of sweetened condensed milk (397g tin)
• 85g butter (6 Tbsp)

Correlation or Causation?

 

[Missk_2022]

Fing traffic

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Fing traffic

Stupid drivers doing stupid risky stunts. I saw 2 accidents involving 4 cars because of stupid driving. I think the heat is affecting them.

 

[Missk_2022]

Stupid drivers doing stupid risky stunts. I saw 2 accidents involving 4 cars because of stupid driving. I think the heat is affecting them.

And rain

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Just returned from PT and the dark skies opened dumping buckets of rain and some street flooding. It was a bit tense driving. And yes some stupid drivers going too fast. Fortunately there were no accidents.

 

[Missk_2022]

Well they just had to glue the crown back down...this tooth is on its last leg... any problems will lead to pulling. It had had lots of stuff done to it.... my dentist said let's not replace a crown.... and then have to spend money on am implant...I appreciate him spending my money wisely

 

[likes2watchU]

Well they just had to glue the crown back down...this tooth is on its last leg... any problems will lead to pulling. It had had lots of stuff done to it.... my dentist said let's not replace a crown.... and then have to spend money on am implant...I appreciate him spending my money wisely

Agreed - and if he gave you an estimate for today's cost you can start saving up, too. Good dental work is not cheap.

So glad they were able to reattach the existing crown - for now.

 

[likes2watchU]

Just returned from PT and the dark skies opened dumping buckets of rain and some street flooding. It was a bit tense driving. And yes some stupid drivers going too fast. Fortunately there were no accidents.

Gullywasher... here, too

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We be missing you

Yes we do!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Happy Hump Day and as always…I approve of any and all activities on my day as long as it makes you happy!
Made it home on the Big Ol’ Jet Airliner and y’all ain’t kidding. It’s hot back east…especially after being in Montana for a couple of days and waking up to 60 degrees…

Need to get some painting done and in this heat, the Bonsais need watering twice a day. My rent a mule is sketch on doing that so will have to tighten him up. Just got the notification of severe T-storms in the next 24…there goes my fishi’n day. Too hot to finish the garage but SWMBO is distracted w her new stove. . Summer fun!

Japanese Pine for the Morn’n Z…

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I plucked a Longleaf Pine (not known for Bonsai) out of the yard and have started it. It’s a wee twig but doing nicely. I hope to approximate this specimen with it.

Wow- that’s amazing! Great looking plant.