The 3 Wise Guys!

[REDWAVE]

Live here on our stage, folks, fresh from a triumphant tour of Pervedelphia, it's the three "Wise Guys": Redrump, Dicks in Carter Lee, and Bastard Child! (Plus anyone else who wants to jump in.) Take it away, Redrump:

"I tell ya, folks, the only thing that's shoved in deeper than Toady Blair's nose in Bush's ass is Bastard Child's cock up Dicks in Carter Lee's ass! But seriously, folks-- I hear p p man used to be a barrister, and he even passed the British bar. That's the last bar he ever passed!

Now Laurel strikes me as one of those 'limousine liberal' types, you know. She's very earnest and high-toned, and supports all kinds of worthwhile, 'progressive' causes, but at the end of the day, she and Manu hop in their cool new Z3 and whizz off to a trendy, exclusive club for some expensive white Zinfandel and Brie!

As for Killer Muff, I'm afraid to make any jokes about her! That bitch be crazy!"

 

[Problem Child]

funny.

 

[REDWAVE]

More Redrump

*Assuming my best Joe McCarthy manner* "So, uh, Bastard Child, at some point your failure to deny you stick your dick up Carter Lee's ass becomes a tacit admission . . ."


Giving the word "rimshot" a whole new meaning. . .

 

[Rhys]

Oh wow...I thought he was talking about Balthazar, Caspar and Melchior...and I was wondering...what does this thread have to do with Christmas???

 

[glamorilla]

mmm...i was just thinking about three men.

 

[Purple Haze]

That avatar makes your ass look fat, glam...

 

[REDWAVE]

Glam

Only three?

Surely, you can do more than that!



I know I can!

 

[glamorilla]

That avatar makes your ass look fat, glam...

so it'll be a perfect fit!

 

[Samuari]

That avatar makes your ass look fat, glam...

That's his ass?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Glam

Only three?

Surely, you can do more than that!



I know I can!

From each according to his ability and to each according to his need?

 

[REDWAVE]

You got it. What a wonderful, creative application of Marx's theories!

 

[phrodeau]

What's the problem with "limousine liberals"?

I don't understand why anybody thinks people who are solvent have no right supporting worthwhile causes, or that people who support worthwhile causes have no right to be solvent.

I think it's a "sour grapes" attitude.

 

[glamorilla]

Re: Glam

Only three?

Surely, you can do more than that!



I know I can!

only if they're cute.

 

[REDWAVE]

Throw Dough

I didn't say there was anything wrong with limousine liberals. I just said I thought Laurel was one.

And actually, it wasn't me, it was Redrump-- that scamp . . .

 

[REDWAVE]

I want Dicks!

You know what this thread needs? Some Dicks in it!

 

[REDWAVE]

Redrump again

"Now that glam strikes me as one of those prissy ass faggots who thinks he's too good for most people. You know the type: the ones in the bars who've got their noses in the air. The kind that tease everybody, then end up going home by themselves. They'd rather deprive someone else of the satisfaction of getting some, even if it also means depriving themselves . . ."

 

[HeavyStick]

how about getting that ugly chick in your AV a face transplant redwave?

 

[REDWAVE]

Maybe, if you'll stop spankin' the monkey.

 

[HeavyStick]

I do it in between spanking your posts.

Go cut and paste more hippie trash from the san fran site you rob all the time.

 

[REDWAVE]

What site?

You mean the San Francisco Gaping Bunghole?

Or the San Francisco Hungry Mouth?

 

[REDWAVE]

Redrump does Dilly

"Let's move on to Dillinger. He's a type that originated in the great state of Californiacators: the hard-charging high-tech businessman who takes refuge from his high pressure, competitive world by retreating into mysticism. Hey, he's not greedy, man-- he's too cosmic to be greedy! Can ya dig it, now?"

 

[HeavyStick]

You're retarded.

 

[SINthysist]

No, actually he's got those guy's act down prety damn close!

That's because collectively the three haven't done anything much more original than their initial post...

Cartoonish at best.

 

[REDWAVE]

SIN, baby!

I'll get to you later. You're an especially interesting specimen.

 

[glamorilla]

Re: Redrump again

"Now that glam strikes me as one of those prissy ass faggots who thinks he's too good for most people. You know the type: the ones in the bars who've got their noses in the air. The kind that tease everybody, then end up going home by themselves. They'd rather deprive someone else of the satisfaction of getting some, even if it also means depriving themselves . . ."

so i have standards.

i have better sex too.