the 3 things that make a man happy

[emilio_bg]

For a woman to make a man happy, I think there are only three things necessary:

sex
quiet
food

in that order. Do people agree?

And, if anyone can come up with a comparable list for women (and that doesn't exceed the space requirement of this message board) please post it.

emilio

 

[solid_]

I not fussed as long as they turn up naked carrying a case of beer.
lol so just 2 things

 

[lovetoread]

Well as a woman,make me happy by bringing me a:

• Maid
• Cook
• Nanny

 

[desert spike]

Well as a woman,make me happy by bringing me a:

• Maid
• Cook
• Nanny

I can do the cook'in, what would you like?
I'm taking care of two daughters now, how many kids do you have?
I do landry and keep the kitchen clean, other maid duties, well I'll have to hire one of those

 

[Roy Batty]

Well as a woman,make me happy by bringing me a:

• Maid
• Cook
• Nanny

It's the same for me - a maid, a cook, a nanny - all female, all naked I'd be pretty happy.

 

[wizbit9]

a women to make me happy needs

excellent conversation
generous to all
loving

sex food and quiet comes after that. i fall for personalitys not the size of their chest and wether or not they are domesticated

 

[emilio_bg]

a women to make me happy needs

excellent conversation
generous to all
loving

sex food and quiet comes after that. i fall for personalitys not the size of their chest and wether or not they are domesticated

So you are saying you need six things? Or would just your first three do? In any case, I would like to believe you, but am having a hard time with it.

emilio

 

[Megameg]

I think you're right on with the man needs.

For me:

Cook
Maid
Sugar Daddy

 

[TigerClaw]

What???

Well as a woman,make me happy by bringing me a:

• Maid
• Cook
• Nanny

Yeah, right!!!

 

[TigerClaw]

I can do the cook'in, what would you like?
I'm taking care of two daughters now, how many kids do you have?
I do landry and keep the kitchen clean, other maid duties, well I'll have to hire one of those

Ok, we will hire you!

 

[emilio_bg]

just a thought

Based on the replies so far, here is my solution:

Every house must have a live in prostitute that also cooks and cleans.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

For a woman to make a man happy, I think there are only three things necessary:

sex
quiet
food

in that order. Do people agree?

And, if anyone can come up with a comparable list for women (and that doesn't exceed the space requirement of this message board) please post it.

emilio

Yeah, as long as during the quiet I get to use the remote control.

 

[dean99r]

re: the 3 things that make a man happy

Be my friend
Be my confident
Be my lover

I have them listed in the order of importance to me
(but an occasional good BJ is rather nice)

 

[KinkyKat]

Good Companionship

A high level of Respect

Great Sex


The rest of the things seem to take care of themselves...although I like Dean99r's list as well.

 

[Sillyman]

Sex
Food
Companionship

If I wanted quiet, I would live by myself. Conversation is nice, and I really couldn't give a crap what's on TV.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

For a woman to make a man happy, I think there are only three things necessary:

sex
quiet
food

in that order. Do people agree?

And, if anyone can come up with a comparable list for women (and that doesn't exceed the space requirement of this message board) please post it.

emilio

i've done that but it doesnt always work

 

[teddybear4play]

Sex
Beer
Food

Just kidding.

TB4p

 

[Shaq]

Food
Sex
TV

Sleep is a close runner up but I have seen men including myself give it up for one of the aforementioned 3...

 

[Foxy_36ff]

Homemade Chicken Pot Pie
Riding shotgun if he needs it
Letting him come in your mouth.

 

[The Gimp]

Head, head, and more head

 

[RastaPope]

For me.

Sleep.
Quiet.
Head.

Oh, and shut the fuck up when Buffy is on.

 

[The Dipsomaniac]

Homemade Chicken Pot Pie
Riding shotgun if he needs it
Letting him come in your mouth.

Sounds good to me so far!!!

 

[Synnerman]

1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Did I mention sex?

 

[yuppietowngirl]

For a woman to make a man happy, I think there are only three things necessary:

sex
quiet
food

in that order. Do people agree?

And, if anyone can come up with a comparable list for women (and that doesn't exceed the space requirement of this message board) please post it.

emilio

And I always thought it was...

Oral
More Oral
Deep Throat Oral

hehehehe

 

[Lost Cause]

She should know:
I love my Harley
I love a cold beer
I love it when she swallows!
(She'd be a keeper!)