The 2019 Littie Awards!!!!!

[cowslinger64]

Thank you, Top Flirt

Good for you AF, very deserving. Congrats!!

 

[IhateClowns]

I am SO pissed that I missed this. But what a great read catching up. I liked the part where cock maps was nominated, holy shit, thank you to whoever did that

It was only a couple of votes away from the top. Quite a few nominated it.

 

[IhateClowns]

GREAT JOB CLOWNS!! It was a of of fun and congrats to all the winners and nominees!

Thank you. It was fun to do.

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, shoot. I missed the whole thing! Congrats to all of the nominees and winners!!!

And a kiss on the cheek for Clowns. Thanks for bringing your special brand of fun to the Playground.

I will take whatever I can get from you Justa. Thanks

 

[IhateClowns]

The girl........mentioned a check!!

LOL. Hey man. Good to see you stopped by. Congrats and yes there is a check. I marked it in the box that said you won.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Good for you AF, very deserving. Congrats!!

Thanks Buddy, I just can't decide if it is better listed under 'hobbies and interests' or 'achievements and awards' on my resume.

 

[done_got_old]

Thanks Buddy, I just can't decide if it is better listed under 'hobbies and interests' or 'achievements and awards' on my resume.

Achievements!

 

[KarenB59]

I missed the live show so I binge read. I did fast forward through some of the commercials though

 

[Azuldrgon]

Congrats to all the nominees and the winners.

*smiles*

I liked reading thru this and seeing the winners.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Wow, I have never been a celebrity catfish before! I'm sorry I missed my big chance! Congrats to everybody though and if you'd like a signed man boob pic, just send me a PM.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Congrats everyone! It was an honour to be nominated
<dramatic bow>

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<notes exactly how long it took Alpine to get over his loss bitterness>

 

[tnman03]

<notes exactly how long it took Alpine to get over his loss bitterness>

What???? You mean that there were no awards to everyone for participation??? Geeze....who'd have thought.













jk

 

[done_got_old]

What???? You mean that there were no awards to everyone for participation??? Geeze....who'd have thought.













jk

This isn't T-ball!






(Yes, I know you were kidding.)

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

When does the VHS come out?

 

[Corbal]

Corbal won by 6 votes. She doesn't post as often anymore, but when she does, watch out boys and girls. I would accept this award on her behalf, but she would whip me with her giant dick if it did. So I am going to leave it here on stage and if any of you want to grab her vadge then by all means go for it.

So, I leave and my vadge is up for grabs? Man, I can feel the love right where my vadge used to be. Speaking of which, whoever grabbed it, I need my car keys and wallet from inside it, please.

 

[QuietCanadian]

So, I leave and my vadge is up for grabs? Man, I can feel the love right where my vadge used to be. Speaking of which, whoever grabbed it, I need my car keys and wallet from inside it, please.

Were the keys to a silver Audi? If not, that explains a lot... if so, uh, sorry about the window.

 

[Corbal]

Were the keys to a silver Audi? If not, that explains a lot... if so, uh, sorry about the window.

No. I drive American muscle because I’m not an asshole.

 

[QuietCanadian]

No. I drive American muscle because I’m not an asshole.

Well, at least that means they deserved the broken window.

 

[Miles Long]

So, I leave and my vadge is up for grabs? Man, I can feel the love right where my vadge used to be. Speaking of which, whoever grabbed it, I need my car keys and wallet from inside it, please.

But they can keep the bag of Funyuns, right?

 

[Corbal]

But they can keep the bag of Funyuns, right?

Who is they? We all know you’ve smashed it daily since you stole it.

 

[Miles Long]

Who is they? We all know you’ve smashed it daily since you stole it.

You know I've never been able to resist the siren song of vaginally-steeped Funyuns.

 

[Corbal]

You know I've never been able to resist the siren song of vaginally-steeped Funyuns.

That made my dick hard. Let’s make out.

 

[LizVegas79]

Let us start with the first Award of the night.

And the Nominees are:

Most Educational Thread

Favorite porn clips , Cock Maps, Let’s talk about sex, Toy Talk and Review, The Audiophiles, Let’s discuss Deal Breakers, Dr. Liz, The Living works of art, What is something you always wanted to ask to the opposite gender,

Ask Dr. Liz or some variation of that name!!!!!!

Woohoo. Liz if you are here please make an acceptance speech. If not I will accept your vadge for you.

http://www.getitcalled.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/applause.gif

How am I just now finding out about this AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND HILARIOUS THREAD???

Thank you everyone - sorry for the belated acceptance speech.

I'll keep it short: Meet you all in the hot tub! I'll bring the champagne and chocolate covered strawberries!

 

[default24]

That made my dick hard

I KNEW IT!