The 2019 Littie Awards!!!!!

I'm gonna say this as many times and as plainly as possible - I don't want a different host. IHC is rad. :kiss:
 
I probably overreacted to the idea of Clowns not hosting. My stars and garters - I believe I got the vapors for a minute.

I may need an Alabama Slammer to get me through. *fans self*
 
I probably overreacted to the idea of Clowns not hosting. My stars and garters - I believe I got the vapors for a minute.

I may need an Alabama Slammer to get me through. *fans self*

You're just buttering him up for "favorable outcomes" come award time.
 
I probably overreacted to the idea of Clowns not hosting. My stars and garters - I believe I got the vapors for a minute.

I may need an Alabama Slammer to get me through. *fans self*

I'm glad you said Alabama Slammer and not Alabama Hotpocket! :eek:

You're just buttering him up for "favorable outcomes" come award time.

She's sneaky like that! Suz_anne plays chess while the rest of us are playing checkers.
 
Aw Indie you martyr. You got his attention and then murderfied. I'm picking up what you're putting down. ;)
 
I just looked at the date of this thread and had no idea it is almost time for them. I feel like we just had them a few months ago. I will get to work. As long as everybody is OK with me hosting them again we can get it done.
 
I just looked at the date of this thread and had no idea it is almost time for them. I feel like we just had them a few months ago. I will get to work. As long as everybody is OK with me hosting them again we can get it done.

Does a bear shit in the woods, dude? :rolleyes:
 
As long as you still use Walmart grocery sacks as a rubber, I adore you. I mean, after all, aren’t we the same person?

It is difficult signing in and signing out of usernames and still trying to keep this conversation looking like it’s two people.

This is when people realize we are 2 different people. If it was just me I would’ve used a Glaad leaf trash bag. Walmart grocery sacks are too thin.
 
It is difficult signing in and signing out of usernames and still trying to keep this conversation looking like it’s two people.

This is when people realize we are 2 different people. If it was just me I would’ve used a Glaad leaf trash bag. Walmart grocery sacks are too thin.

There’s a monster cock reference in that bag somewhere.

When you’re ready to issue the awards, don’t leave mine on the stage again...people were jacking off all over that thing. Fortunately, I was still able to pick it up with my mouth.
 
There’s a monster cock reference in that bag somewhere.

When you’re ready to issue the awards, don’t leave mine on the stage again...people were jacking off all over that thing. Fortunately, I was still able to pick it up with my mouth.

I will do my best. Lucky for you I just ran it between my toes backstage. I would never do something disgusting like jack off on it.
 
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