The 2002 Literotica Bad Boyz Club

[naded]

Well guys, it seems the ladies have been conspiring to take over the boards. The have us confessing secrets, posting in the buff and generally confessing our lust for each and every one of them. So, I do believe we deserve our own little "club".

Let this be the offical place for all the Bad Boyz of Lit. to meet up and compare notes on our objects of lust and desire. No, not just our cars but the they lasses of Lit.

Men, want to be a member? Well, no worries mate, you ARE a member. It comes with being a guy. Sure, we can't have multiple orgasms, but hey, we can pee standing up and write our names in the snow.

So if you have been labeled any of the following, you are a member of the Bad Boyz Club.

A male slut
Mischevious Misfit
A master debater
A Cunning Linguist
Naughty By Nature
Downright Dirty
...and many others.....



Cue the music.....


Bad boys, bad boys,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

 

[naded]

A little bump to get it back to the top

 

[SexyAmber]

*groans and sneaks out because she isn't allowed in here*

 

[Wintermute]

I've been told I give good "word", that count?

 

[Ukin]

So if you have been labeled any of the following, you are a member of the Bad Boyz Club.

A male slut
Mischevious Misfit
A master debater
A Cunning Linguist
Naughty By Nature
Downright Dirty
...and many others.....



Cue the music.....


Bad boys, bad boys,
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you.

Holy shit..I am one then..for I have been called all of the aboveand more.. I am a member of the Male Slut Society.

Naded...let the women contine to pose naked too...I love to see them posing...nice firm tits..hard nipples...long succulent legs. That's why I am a member of the BBC..NO..not THAT BBC..but your BBC!!

 

[naded]

Amber, your most definately allowed in the pool. Sans bikini of course.

 

[naded]

Ukin, you are definately a member my man. And oh yes, the ladies are free to post and come in to hang out with the bad boyz they lust after so.

Them being naked just makes them so much more a part of the party.

 

[SexyAmber]

Let this be the offical place for all the Bad Boyz of Lit. to meet up and compare notes on our objects of lust and desire. No, not just our cars but the they lasses of Lit.

*groans again hearing compare notes and discuss objects of lust and desire*

so this is like the place where you gossip about us ladies?

*puts a glass to the door prepared to bite ankles if they say mean things*

bikinis? What color? Do you have some here for us to try on? or do you pick our outfits when we enter as a requirement...like bikini, french maid, leather etc..since it is your domain

 

[Ukin]

Ukin, you are definately a member my man. And oh yes, the ladies are free to post and come in to hang out with the bad boyz they lust after so.

Them being naked just makes them so much more a part of the party.

This thread is going to be wonderful...we can be so expressive in here, without potentially upsetting the fairer sex...if they do venture in..then they can expect us Bad Boyz ( I like being called a boy again) to have been discussing the various parts of thier anatomy and what we like to do with those parts

Personally..I love a shaved pussy with the Racing Stripe (or otherwise known, at times, as the Landing Strip)

 

[Wintermute]

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*groans again hearing compare notes and discuss objects of lust and desire*

so this is like the place where you gossip about us ladies?

*puts a glass to the door prepared to bite ankles if they say mean things*

bikinis? What color? Do you have some here for us to try on? or do you pick our outfits when we enter as a requirement...like bikini, french maid, leather etc..since it is your domain

* Pulls out some interesting chainmaille body wear which, in all irony, covers very little as well as some beautiful matching restraining devices. *

I've got something for you, Amber...

:Wicked Grin:

 

[naded]

Amber, we have a wide variety of things for you to wear in the front closet. But please feel free to be creative.

 

[navarre]

OK
I'll throw my hat into the ring.
Bro Naded, do I qualify?

 

[Ukin]

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*groans again hearing compare notes and discuss objects of lust and desire*

so this is like the place where you gossip about us ladies?

*puts a glass to the door prepared to bite ankles if they say mean things*

bikinis? What color? Do you have some here for us to try on? or do you pick our outfits when we enter as a requirement...like bikini, french maid, leather etc..since it is your domain

Amber..we would never say mean things honey...trust us on that. All things said will be nice, sexy and horny
Are bikinis REALLY needed? Is total nakedness better? Why hide beauty?

 

[navarre]

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bikinis? What color? Do you have some here for us to try on? or do you pick our outfits when we enter as a requirement...like bikini, french maid, leather etc..since it is your domain [/FONT]

Leather.....Leather....Leather

Uh...could I suggest a leather bikini?

 

[naded]

Cause we like to stare and wonder Ukin.


And Nav, bro, you are a definate Bad Boy

 

[Ukin]

Cause we like to stare and wonder Ukin.


And Nav, bro, you are a definate Bad Boy

Naded..I guess you are so correct...and it is fun taking them off later..I bow to your better knowledge

 

[naded]

It is good to be bad.

 

[Freya]

uh oh a club devoted to my greatest weakness! Now I have a place to seek them out at, I'm really going to be in trouble!

Now I've heard whispers of a no panties rule for women, so until that's verified, I've taken the liberty of removing mine.

 

[Ukin]

uh oh a club devoted to my greatest weakness! Now I have a place to seek them out at, I'm really going to be in trouble!

Now I've heard whispers of a no panties rule for women, so until that's verified, I've taken the liberty of removing mine.

Glancing over to Freya...smiling. Take liberties Freya...take as many as you want..but Naded is the owner

 

[Freya]

Glancing over to Freya...smiling. Take liberties Freya...take as many as you want..but Naded is the owner

hmmm, so shall I start with taking liberties with him?

 

[naded]

2002 Literotica Bad Boyz Club rules

#1 This is a no male bashing zone

#2 There is a no panty clause for all visiting women

#3 Leave the seat raised

#4 The pool is off limits to pets

#5 Membership is for men only, but women are considered guests with full access to all except the garage.

#6 Booze is free but please help restock the bar

#7 Tip your naked waitresses

#8 Tattoo shop is open from 5 pm to 6 am

#9 Harley's are available for rent on a 1st come 1st basis

#10 Please, no drinking and driving, stop and take a sip, then continue.

#11 A no offense policy is in effect. If you hear it here and it offends you, remember, you walked in, we didn't drag you.

#12 (Added after advice from members) A sacred pig shall be BBQ's each afternoon starting at 1pm followed by the traditional beer guzzling to appease the Bad Boyz gods.

#13 No peeing in the pool

#14 Members must at all times be respectful of the wishes of others.

#15 If a member or guest does not want to participate in a act implied or being performed all members and guests will respect that persons desire to not be included.

#16 Ignorant or beligerent behavior wil NOT be allowed

#17 Members are each assigned a room in the manor and this room is off limits to all but invited persons as stated by member.

#18 Respect your fellow members

#19 Waitresses / Bar staff / and manor help are not to be abused or injured.

#20 All new members and guests must first have a total of 50 or more posts on Literotica to be given full access to the facilities unless this member or guest is specifically introduced by a High Council Member. Special Guest passes will be given to those not meeting the 50 post requirement.

#21 A member or guest who changes their screen name is not required to have 50 posts to enter the manor. Please notify security immediately after changing your screen name.

#22 Physical searches of all members and guests are to be carried out only by official manor security personnel.


These rules are subject to change at anytime.

 

[SexyAmber]

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* Pulls out some interesting chainmaille body wear which, in all irony, covers very little as well as some beautiful matching restraining devices. *

I've got something for you, Amber...

:Wicked Grin:

*smiles at winter and takes the chainmaille bikini, following the rules since their turf, steps behind the dressing curtain and changes with a shiver as the metal is cold, feeling a lot like Princess Leia in her golden bikini and steps out biting her bottom lip softly* umm thank you

 

[Wintermute]

Re: 2002 Literotica Bad Boyz Club rules

#1 This is a no male bashing zone

#2 There is a no panty clause for all visiting women

#3 Leave the seat raised

#4 The pool is off limits to pets

#5 Membership is for men only, but women are considered guests with full access to all except the garage.

#6 Booze is free but please help restock the bar

#7 Tip your naked waitresses

#8 Tattoo shop is open from 5 pm to 6 am

#9 Harley's are available for rent on a 1st come 1st basis

#10 Please, no drinking and driving, stop and take a sip, then continue.

#11 A no offense policy is in effect. If you hear it here and it offends you, remember, you walked in, we didn't drag you.

These rules are subject to change at anytime.

What!?! No blood oath or ritual burning of the flesh of a large domesticated bovine?

 

[naded]

Here's a Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against The Wall With a Twist for you Amber....it's a house specialty.

 

[Freya]

Serving up any orgasms today? It's one of my favourite drinks!