(ADR, please take notes)
1 - Admit to yourself, you have a strange obsession with fuzzy animals with pouches.
2 - Remove the stuffed joey from the apron around your waist
3 - Remove the apron from around your waist that has become your make-shift pouch
4 - Go to the nearest telephone and immediately call your local ranger. They can provide you with some useful information.
5 - Tell yourself, "I must stop googling pictures of cute fuzzy animals with pouches." Repeat this mantra as often as necessary.
6 - Follow step 5
7 - Cancel your membership to "Marsupials Monthly".
8 - Box up all stuff animals with pouches and donate to local charity - it's almost christmas and there are little kids out there that would love to have a stuffed marsupial.
9 - Openly admit to your friends and family that you have confronted your problem and are working to resolve it.
10 - I said, take off the apron. Put down the joey. Step away from the pogo stick. NOW DAMMIT.
11 - Apologize to friends at Lit for having subjected them to pictures of marsupials. Including the ones who are currently living, once lived in, or would like to visit Austrailia.
12 - Repeat first 11 steps as often as necessary until you decide you like Rhinoceruses more.
1 - Admit to yourself, you have a strange obsession with fuzzy animals with pouches.
2 - Remove the stuffed joey from the apron around your waist
3 - Remove the apron from around your waist that has become your make-shift pouch
4 - Go to the nearest telephone and immediately call your local ranger. They can provide you with some useful information.
5 - Tell yourself, "I must stop googling pictures of cute fuzzy animals with pouches." Repeat this mantra as often as necessary.
6 - Follow step 5
7 - Cancel your membership to "Marsupials Monthly".
8 - Box up all stuff animals with pouches and donate to local charity - it's almost christmas and there are little kids out there that would love to have a stuffed marsupial.
9 - Openly admit to your friends and family that you have confronted your problem and are working to resolve it.
10 - I said, take off the apron. Put down the joey. Step away from the pogo stick. NOW DAMMIT.
11 - Apologize to friends at Lit for having subjected them to pictures of marsupials. Including the ones who are currently living, once lived in, or would like to visit Austrailia.
12 - Repeat first 11 steps as often as necessary until you decide you like Rhinoceruses more.
