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There's smart, and there's Lit-smart.


Smart looks like a cat sleeping on top of the fridge. Lit-smart looks like that same cat sleeping there near the edge and falling off in his/her sleep.


Many "full" minds seem to resemble full litter boxes.


I'm sure someone can refute this, but don't expect me to give a fuck, because you ain't seein' it from my house.

Smart, to my way of thinking, encompasses the answer to this question: IF YOURE LOST IN THE EVERGLADES DO YOU WANT (1) A SEMINOLE INDIAN'S HELP, OR (2) THE HELP OF A PERFESSER WHO KNOWS LOTS ABOUT SEMINOLE INDIANS?
 
Smart, to my way of thinking, encompasses the answer to this question: IF YOURE LOST IN THE EVERGLADES DO YOU WANT (1) A SEMINOLE INDIAN'S HELP, OR (2) THE HELP OF A PERFESSER WHO KNOWS LOTS ABOUT SEMINOLE INDIANS?


Shovel out your litter box.
 
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