The $1 vibrator

[Liar]

Would you allow this near your bits, ladies?

...or gents, I'm not judging.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-review-poundland-vibrator-expensive-ones-sex-toy

 

[lovetoread]

Anyway, I was getting off on the fact there was 24-carot gold touching my foof, which is the point of expense, isn't it?

- i laughed

 

[Pookie]

Sure, I'd use it. But as with most things, you usually get what you pay for. I'd rather shell out for something more durable and Pookie proven.

 

[Pookie]

Anyway, I was getting off on the fact there was 24-carot gold touching my foof, which is the point of expense, isn't it?

- i laughed

"That superiority is what you pay for. "

*gigglesnort*

 

[barefootgirl69]

No... emphatically, no!

I've had the unfortunate experience of being left high and dry in the middle of something, and you can bet 'my' bottom dollar I'm paying for something reliable.

Edited to add: but, if you're looking for stocking stuffers, this might fit the bill

 

[Liar]

I'm mostly worried it would short circuit, or catch fire Galaxy Note style at an awkward moment.

 

[Aquagal]

Those cheapo ones with the rattling batteries or on/off switch stops working or the wires start smoking...yeah, have to say quality does matter in this field of interest. I wouldn't shell out for gold though but I have had one of those couples vibes before and it was pretty damn good...til it no longer charged anymore.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm mostly worried it would short circuit, or catch fire Galaxy Note style at an awkward moment.

That would give a whole new meaning to 'hot date'.

Are you going to become one of those consumers who tries the product and reports back to the company... aka martyr?

 

[Aquagal]

I'm mostly worried it would short circuit, or catch fire Galaxy Note style at an awkward moment.

I had this one that had wires to a remote that had these rotating beads inside that would go up and down the shaft for my pleasure. The damn beads stopped rotating and then the wires grew frayed and started smoking. Even the suction cup bottom never had enough suck to hold so it got tossed.

 

[Pookie]

Something off the beaten path ...


http://i.imgur.com/DoegH5h.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Something that grabbed my attention for some odd reason ...


https://img0.etsystatic.com/101/1/11591396/il_340x270.951355520_lrj9.jpg

 

[Ms_Ann]

Go big or go home.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Go big or go home.

With this device...

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.recycledgoods.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1000x/af097278c5db4767b0fe9bb92fe21690/g/e/general-radio-w5mt-autotransformer-variac-1.35.jpg

 

[Pookie]

Where does Pete get those wonderful toys?

 

[Saint Peter]

Where does Pete get those wonderful toys?

Tractor Suppy

 

[Pookie]

Tractor Suppy

I've heard about those Farmers Only toys.

Not for the squeamish -- https://blog-blogmediainc.netdna-ss...gcom/54607/0848527001433087160_filepicker.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

the dudes got a nice butt at least

 

[Saint Peter]

I've heard about those Farmers Only toys.

Not for the squeamish -- https://blog-blogmediainc.netdna-ss...gcom/54607/0848527001433087160_filepicker.jpg

"Everything is going to be just fine. I am sure Bob cleaned the pitchfork with alcohol right after he mucked up the stalls with it."

 

[Pookie]

Just rub some dirt on it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just rub some dirt on it.

The fork or his ass?

 

[Pookie]

The fork or his ass?

Not knowing these things is how you end up with a filthy pitchfork in your ass, dude!

 

[juttjaw]

Not knowing these things is how you end up with a filthy pitchfork in your ass, dude!

That's just a bad day..

 

[yossi]

If I only have a dollar to spend on my cunt, I'll pop it in the piggy bank and use my fingers instead. They're more reliable.

 

[raindancer]

No. I broke my clit using a cheap, party favor vibe.