That's right, I'm begging for votes too.

the captians wench

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I entered a craft contest this week. Grand prize is a trip to NY to meet Martha Stewart, which my mom has wanted for me since I was 13. Me I'd prolly be more happy with one of the $100 gift cards, but a free trip is a free trip.

Anyway, here's my project:

http://www.michaelscontest.com/uploads/3264

Simple, easy, and costs about $10 to make. (less if I do a half apron)

Vote for me pweease! :eek:
 
How do you vote, by rating it?

I think its FUCKING ADOREABLE. I want one. I love aprons :D
 
How do you vote, by rating it?

I think its FUCKING ADOREABLE. I want one. I love aprons :D

Yup, just rate it, that's a vote. :)

Thanks. They are fun to make, and it solves the problem I had with the towel bag holders I make. I have to look for towels with either a pattern that goes in the same direction, or that has a pattern on only one half. With the aprons I can use ones that have the patern in two directions (they do it so that the front and the back is the same when you fold it) because I'm cutting them in half first. Opens up a whole new world!

Also did you guys see this one? http://www.michaelscontest.com/uploads/3312

They look like little christmas-y vaginas, LOL

*giggles* I didn't see that!

5 stars from me. :)

Thanks. :)
 
Done and done. Unlike the other thread, I have never had a traumatic experience involving an apron so I CAN be in favour of this!
 
Obviously we haven't had the same experiences with aprons.

Aprons, while they can be scary for a young child (akin to throwing a towel over a budgie's cage, it's all like "oh shit OH SHIT WHERE'S THE FUCKING LIGHT GONE"), are not capable of chasing a seven-year-old MS up a climbing frame and keeping him there for an hour because it wouldn't stop barking or slobbering like the bastard son of Cujo.

Unless this is one of those lost in translation dealies where cookies are biscuits to us and something strange and unholy to you guys. It could be.
 
Aprons, while they can be scary for a young child (akin to throwing a towel over a budgie's cage, it's all like "oh shit OH SHIT WHERE'S THE FUCKING LIGHT GONE"), are not capable of chasing a seven-year-old MS up a climbing frame and keeping him there for an hour because it wouldn't stop barking or slobbering like the bastard son of Cujo.

Unless this is one of those lost in translation dealies where cookies are biscuits to us and something strange and unholy to you guys. It could be.

Nope, just one of those "silly wenchie up way too early in the morning to do anything other than go back to sleep trying to be cute by making an apron seem more intimidating than it ever possibly could be" dealies.

:eek:

*giggles*
 
Nope, just one of those "silly wenchie up way too early in the morning to do anything other than go back to sleep trying to be cute by making an apron seem more intimidating than it ever possibly could be" dealies.

:eek:

*giggles*

See, now I'm thinking of aprons and wondering if there isn't actually something to this notion. They do hide things. What if maybe you find somebody wearing an apron and it looks like they've got normal feet but OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT A MONSTER WHERE THEIR LEGS SHOULD BE FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD

And so on, so forth.
 
See, now I'm thinking of aprons and wondering if there isn't actually something to this notion. They do hide things. What if maybe you find somebody wearing an apron and it looks like they've got normal feet but OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT A MONSTER WHERE THEIR LEGS SHOULD BE FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD

And so on, so forth.

I have seen patterns for Colonial aprons and so forth, that look like they could hide a small child underthem.

Then again, I wore an Elizibethan period Farthingale this summer to the local fair and I know it could hide another person under the hoop....which brings on all kinds of other posibilities.....
 
And if it could hide a child, it could hide a psychopathic dwarf with a gigantic beard and an even bigger axe who feasts on kneecaps! Now see what you did?!
 
I voted for you - good luck wenchie!


and the aprons are super-cute!!!
 
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