That's not egg
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Maybe a kleenex would be good???
Maybe a kleenex would be good???
It's not mucus either.
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Maybe a kleenex would be good???
he drinks his own geesh, hon.
it's his best trait
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Yikes! I did not need to know that.
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At least you didn't get it in your eyes.
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Get it off ok. NOT THAT AGAIN. Try toilet paper and a wash cloth it works for me.
The globby kind from porn would have been better, because mine just runs all over the place.
Get it off ok. NOT THAT AGAIN. Try toilet paper and a wash cloth it works for me.
I prefer to use nature's washcloth when possible.
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I'm almost tempted to lick, just to see everyone go "ew" and similar things.
Almost.
Almost.
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I don't know why but i am actually getting a little sick to my stomach
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I don't know why but i am actually getting a little sick to my stomach
he makes me feel the same way, even without the jizz mustache
I don't know why but i am actually getting a little sick to my stomach
It may have something to do with the globules of room temperature semen dripping from my face.
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The average semen pH is between 7.1 and 8, which is roughly equivalent to distilled water and sea water, respectively. That's hardly likely to blind someone.
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giving out blowjobs blobby light?? haha
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I was sucking myself off.
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It wasn't about the Ph it was about the speed in which it hits the eye!
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....lol
Yes, except my ribs are intact.
I don't think that 20 mph is enough to detach the retina.
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...lol
Do you ever get chapped lips?
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