"That's Life",Your Strangest Sexual Anecdote?

[Bewleybrother]

Me first:

About 35 years ago I was traveling on a train,heading to a city in the east of England.For some reason or another the train was slowing down,probably switching rail points.Any way unfortunately what with the train slowing down the passengers on the left side windows could look out and see a guy.
He was secreted,or thought he was(the sign being next to the rail way tracks) behind a bill board sign.He looked to be in his early twenties and he was fucking a whippet dog.I can't remember the look on his or(the dogs face) it being so long ago.

 

[BillieWagadagger]

Once had to remove a young man's catheter because he'd been masturbating with it in. It was an extra large catheter used for men passing clots. He was in massive amounts of pain. This didn't have any effect on his erection however; bloody thing would not go down! You deflate a small balloon of air that's holding the end of the catheter in the bladder to remove it. He was totally mortified and woke up half a renal ward at about 3am. Would not look at me after that the whole time he was in. It was fucking hilarious but obviously I had to be professional. Then I announced I needed a fag break and spent fifteen minutes laughing in the staff smoking area. TWOC'd (trial without catheter) him in the morning and agreed not to insert another one as he was continent. He spent the whole day with the curtains closed around his bed. Then his mother visited, asking for an update. I should have won an Oscar for that.