THAT'S IT. A non-homosexual same sex marriage.

[riff]

Dillinger, marry me! I will never fall in love with you. We can be totally practical and economic. We can go out and cruise for chicks. And we'lll share everything since we are married.

 

[sunstruck]

Dilly has left the building.

But as his cyber pimp I would love to discuss the terms of his purchase.

 

[riff]

You mean a dowry? Shit. I hadn't thought of that. People still do these things?

 

[penguindance]

 

[sunstruck]

He's my most popular man whore! I'd be loosing buisness. Unless you'd like to join the team?

I'll bet you'd be a hit with the board housewife crowd! What do you think that cookie jar money goes for?

 

[penguindance]

 

[riff]

Does it show that my session with the shrink went really good today?

Dilly can make up his own mind. We'll elope if we want to.

 

[riff]

I am going for a walk now.

 

[Mellon Collie]

But as his cyber pimp I would love to discuss the terms of his purchase.

I am his pimp.

That fucking whore.

 

[perks]

I wanna be the flower girl.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Yeah, can I be the maid of honor?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Mellon no

for this type of wedding I think i'd make the better Maid of honer

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Yeah, can I be the maid of honor?

Laid with honor maybe

 

[Guest]

 

[Mellon Collie]

Laid with honor maybe

just

 

[Rhys]

Actually...call me the Reverend Rhys...

I am ordained so I could perform the ceremony...


(oh those Universal Life people and Rolling Stone magazine...)

 

[penguindance]

 

[miles]

Riffster - The chick in your av is interesting

I wonder if she can cook.

Is there anything sexier than bikini tan lines? A nice suntan just frames all the good parts.

Tell me where you downloaded the pic from and I'll be your friend.

 

[sunstruck]

Looks like there's a wedding to plan. He'll still ho for me though. He has to work off his caddy and several faux furs.

 

[penguindance]

 

[sunstruck]

I want a ride in your caddy....

Honey you can sit bitch for me anytime.

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger, marry me! I will never fall in love with you. We can be totally practical and economic. We can go out and cruise for chicks. And we'lll share everything since we are married.

This is the best offer I've had in ages! Can I keep my last name?

 

[penguindance]

 

[riff]

Re: Riffster - The chick in your av is interesting

I wonder if she can cook.

Is there anything sexier than bikini tan lines? A nice suntan just frames all the good parts.

Tell me where you downloaded the pic from and I'll be your friend.

That's Leena. Couldn't tell ya a site where I got it, but I can throw up a few pics of her in my pornstar thread. I got some great shoots of her.

 

[riff]

Re: Re: THAT'S IT. A non-homosexual same sex marriage.

This is the best offer I've had in ages! Can I keep my last name?

You can do whatever you want. We'll just be married, no sex or lovey-poo because I am notoriously heterosexual. I just think we could really score as a team.