That'll teach me for being so sammy

Start secretly setting his game to the harder settings next time you feel sammy.
 
I've been reading the board for quite some time now, as I like to get the feel of a place before posting. I thought I might share this with you.

The other day, I was sitting at my Master's feet as he played Halo 3, and for some reason, he was playing awfully. Normally, he'll get more than twenty kills in a game, but he was only getting about four or five. When he'd finished, he turned to me and asked me how many spankings I thought I deserved for a previous misdemeanour (he does this quite often; of course, what I say and how many I get are often quite different indeed - either better or worse, depending on how unrealistic I'm being).

I'm not normally this sammy, but I guess I was feeling a bit rebellious as I replied, "As many as the number of kills you get in your next game, Master."

He raised an eyebrow but decided to humour me... and proceeded to beat his highest ever score at the game. 'Oh, shit' doesn't even come close.

*rolls eyes*
LOL :D

Oh shit sounds like fun I might like, or I am just feeling sammy as well *chuckles*
 
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HAHA!!! this prooves that us guys love our gismos more than our girls! With both combined it gives sexy results...
 
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