That "less than fresh" feeling.

[KillerMuffin]

Is way beyond me. I watched TV today, for a little bit. I got to see this inexplicable commerical touting some product for when you "feel less than fresh." The implication being that women ought to feel less than fresh unless they've just gotten out of the shower or just used the product line. Why? Cause pussy is less than fresh.

I'm a weird chick, apparently. I enjoy the smell of my own pussy, and I very rarely get to smell it. I don't reek, and I'm apparently a little more than fresh. What's a fresh pussy anyway? One that's clean or one that's juicy?

I, personally, think that my guy would prefer to taste pussy, not to taste vinegar, fragrance, and red dye #5.

Why don't we ever see a guy touting a masculine wipe for days when they feel "less than fresh?" Because sweaty balls aren't a bad thing? But sweaty pussy is?

Huhmph.

 

[cactiphile]

Less than fresh is okay,
12 mile jog on hot day is out of the question.

Personally I prefer both of us to have showered,
(with unperfumed soap), skin feels softer and
more sensitive. I like to feed my wife raspberry
jam earlier as well, makes her taste of
strawberrys, (don't ask I can't figure it either).

But Napolean (how do u spell that) told his Josphine
not to bath for 6 months (i think it was) while he
was away, because he liked that less than fresh odour.

Its really just down to personal taste (literally).


Cactiphile

 

[Beebeeblue]

But Napolean (how do u spell that) told his Josphine
not to bath for 6 months (i think it was) while he
was away, because he liked that less than fresh odour.

ICK! Just ICK!

 

[Temptress_1960]

OK, in real life.... I thought men (and women) liked the smell of pussy. All the natural pheromones are designed to be appealing and attractive.

6 months without bathing, well , I dunno about THAT... though it occurs to me that, given Josephine's fidelity quotient... it could have been Napoleon's attempt to keep track of um... well, who was using his playground.

 

[fgarvb1]

I'm a clean person anyway ..

and i prefer my woman's pussy to be squeaky-clean and trimmed.

Not everyone feels this way. I've had ladies insist upon having sex just after i have walked inside from mowing the yard in the summer time. They said, Because i asked; That they sometimies were turned on by hot sweaty men.

Whatever...

 

[Merelan]

Personally Killermuffin, I think it is yet another item to make women feel less then beautiful so they spend more money and time and worries buying products to make them the way they are suppose to be, according to society that is. Which, as we all seem to agree with here, is a warped distorted unrealistic, and unattractive thing.
I hope that made sense. I haven't had my tea yet because I was doing my facial, nails and trimming my nose hairs.
Now, what was the name of that product? I really feel less then fresh this morning.

 

[Mr_Neb]

I wish to go on the record and not preferring a "squeeky clean" just showered pussy. Mrs. Neb and I certainly enjoy sex in and just out of the shower but I much prefer her taste and scent at other times. Assuming there was no 6-mile run, anytime during that day or night is OK with me. Now that I think about it, I guess anytime is OK with me, period.

 

[GulfCoastAquarian]

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[DriveSouth]

And also, freshly squeaky clean pussy straight out of the shower is ok, but not as good as good natural smelling pussy. Not sweaty old pussy, it is disgusting to even imply that. But those phermones work and I love em!

Man, now I want to eat some pussy! The wife should thank all of you after tonight!

I've discovered that the longer you lick a freshly out of the shower pussy the more hot and sexy it smells.

 

[TinaG13]

Damn! Sounds like there's some pretty hot and heavy pussy lickers in this thread..... My kind of place!

I agree with Merelan on this one. Those commercials have always irritated me! Yea, that's exactly what I used to talk with my mom about on walks in the park or trips to the store.... The feminine freshness problem!

Hell, if you keep yourself clean to start with, I don't see where there is a problem. And I also agree that if they are going to talk about stinky pussies on tv, why not smelly balls too... lol I don't believe they are totally pleasant after being contained in underwear or a jock strap for all day long either!

 

[DriveSouth]

Damn! Sounds like there's some pretty hot and heavy pussy lickers in this thread..... My kind of place!

Good Tina -

Stay and play awhile.

 

[TinaG13]

Drive South..

Ummm okay.... but what would you like to play?

 

[DriveSouth]

wide open to suggestions here -

 

[TinaG13]

Hmmmmm wide open you say?? *spreads legs wide open* Now what?

 

[DriveSouth]

Question is ...

How many of you ladies like the smell of your pussy?

 

[TinaG13]

Re: Question is ...

How many of you ladies like the smell of your pussy?

I think mine is great and it doesn't taste too bad either... I like kissing a man after he has been licking my slit....

 

[indyweasel]

I don't believe they are totally pleasant after being contained in underwear or a jock strap for all day long either!

Hence the reason I go without underwear whenever possible.

And I love to lick a pussy, wheneven I can.

 

[TinaG13]

I don't believe they are totally pleasant after being contained in underwear or a jock strap for all day long either!

Hence the reason I go without underwear whenever possible.

And I love to lick a pussy, wheneven I can.

Oh hell yea! Swinging proud and free huh? I love the picture that puts into my mind. And I'll be so happy to oblige you on the other matter any time at all....

 

[Ask For More]

Another pussy lover over here

I found that my current significant other didn't enjoy oral until she shaved it.....after that she shaves regularly to make sure I do my duty

 

[TinaG13]

Another pussy lover over here

I found that my current significant other didn't enjoy oral until she shaved it.....after that she shaves regularly to make sure I do my duty

Oh yea, I keep all the important areas of mine shaved nice and smooth. Makes for much easier and more pleasant access...

 

[Derya]

I have never used any over the counter products for feminine cleaning (well plain old soap and water). Gynecologists have told me they are absolutely unnecessary and actually harmful if you have skin problems or a strong suseptibility to infections (yeast, vaginitis etc)because (to be a little medical here) they take away good bacteria etc. along with whatever odor or 'unfreshness' you're trying to mask.

I like the smell of my pussy. Personally most of the time it smells very fresh and pleasant, just different too I don't now how to describe it exactly. Now the day or two before and after my period obviously a little more a pungent and needs more regular rinsing, but hey I've never had any complaints and never had anyone hesitate to go down.
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[DriveSouth]

I have never used any over the counter products for feminine cleaning (well plain old soap and water). Gynecologists have told me they are absolutely unnecessary and actually harmful if you have skin problems or a strong suseptibility to infections (yeast, vaginitis etc)because (to be a little medical here) they take away good bacteria etc. along with whatever odor or 'unfreshness' you're trying to mask.

I like the smell of my pussy. Personally most of the time it smells very fresh and pleasant, just different too I don't now how to describe it exactly. Now the day or two before and after my period obviously a little more a pungent and needs more regular rinsing, but hey I've never had any complaints and never had anyone hesitate to go down.
http://megsplace.com/dolls/hatnature.gif

Well who in thier right mind would complain?

 

[Expertise]

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[cymbidia]

Very funny, Expertise. Gotten any serious inquiries yet?

KM, marketers do this... this... paranoia thing about "freshness" to us in order to sell us unnecessary and possibly even harmful products. You know the drill.
We wonder about being "fresh".
We begin to fear we are not.
We buy the "freshness" product.
We use it.
It goes directly down the drain.
We buy more.

Corollary:
The freshness product strips our vaginas of helpful microbes.
We develop a yeast infection, maybe even something more serious.
We go to the doctor.
The doctor prescribes medicine.
Investigation would show that the medicine manufacturer has ties to the freshness product manufacturer.

Paranoia?
Perhaps. But it's entirely possible, too, and scary.


I think i smell good and taste good. All one needs is soap and water in order to be clean and fresh. Our vaginas are self-cleaning (kinda like my oven) if we just leave them alone and let them do what they're designed to do.

Once upon a time i had a Dom (whacko but very hot and wildly inventive) who would not go down on me except when i was on my period. He was the first one to completely shave my pubes, too, so i forgave him a lot for introducing me to that particular shivery pleasure. Besides, i've always been attracted to really kinky people. I find them... interesting. They make me want to get closer. Always have.

However, getting close to someone who needed to have a fresh-smelling pussy via chemicals most of us can't read, much less spell, would be a little too weird for me. Such an obsession wouldn't be kinky, in my eyes, or erotic. Not even especially clean. Just... off-putting.

Who buys such products?

 

[nitengale]

:::shaking my head:::

This thread is too much...

BUT I too, can add to it.

I worked for a GYN per diem. One day while doing the mundane chore of helping him with pap smears, I looked over the patients legs and saw he was frantically attempting to gain my attention. Moving to the foot of the table, he directed my attention to TWO small green things sitting in the patient's vagina. Upon further investigation, we discovered the patient had placed two tic tacs in her vagina hoping IF they melted, we would not be offended by any odor she might have had...leaving her vagina "Minty Fresh."

There is humor in every job, we just have to look DEEP enough somtimes to find it.