Thanksgiving - BDSM Style

[Ebonyfire]

So to those here who celebrate this holiday, is there something you do covertly or overtly to add a BDSM slant to this puritan celebration of excess?

I celebrate it in a vanilla way cause my subs are with their families. It is basically a cook, eat and drink marathon.

Eb

 

[lovetoread]

I usually cook a huge dinner and have family with me.

This year, however, I will be at home alone with my sick child.

 

[bunny bondage]

awww...i'm sorry ltr, i hope everything turns out ok!

i just go to my dad's house. i'm italian and have all the sterotypes that go along with it. i even speak with my hands (not that you can tell) so family comes first. no bdsm for me on turkey day, just a barbarian feast! ^_^

 

[lark sparrow]

It's a family holiday here too. Off to mom's house. Hope all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I usually cook a huge dinner and have family with me.

This year, however, I will be at home alone with my sick child.

I hope your child gets well soon.

Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

awww...i'm sorry ltr, i hope everything turns out ok!

i just go to my dad's house. i'm italian and have all the sterotypes that go along with it. i even speak with my hands (not that you can tell) so family comes first. no bdsm for me on turkey day, just a barbarian feast! ^_^

Hmmm feasting is good.

 

[lovetoread]

Ya'll have a great day and eat till you explode.

Just remember not to give instructions if you see that the legs of the turkey are not being tied right.

 

[bunny bondage]

"no no no, that's not nearly tight enough, the turkey could still wiggle around if you hit it too hard!"

LOL!

 

[Goddess Helena]

With My boy and his family, watching him play with his younger siblings and trying not to look too proud of him. He will be the loving young man who will make sure that I am happy and never in need of anything. I will control him with an arched eyebrow and a gentle touch on his arm. Too much food and naps after dinner, of course.


Happy Thanksgiving, E/everyone!


Helena

 

[DRxBlue]

Thanksgiving USED to be quite torturous for me...

i suppose it was masochism, but for many years, i used to get together with my father's family. (They all lived nearby, Mom's people were scattered...Grandpa had worked for the railroad)

My Grandma was head torturer, she and my Mom and Aunts would cook up dozens of fiendishly delicious foods and spread them before us. Then my cousins would start a sort of eating contest. The peer pressure was irresistable!

Soon we would be literally popping buttons off our clothing, practically comatose from Tryptophan poisoning, unable to reach below our knees because of crippling bloat, sweating like really sweatty people, aching internally as one after another of our body parts were expanded to the point of explosion by the HUGE load of food coming through.

THEN! The real torture began. Now that we were absolutely jam packed, in deathly fear of rupturing important internal parts, we'd be offered 4 or 5 kinds of PIE! ("more whipped cream on that?" "How about some ice cream with the apple pie?" "We have Hershey's syrup too!")

After the Aunts tired of their evil game, ("I declare, I've NEVER known YOU to pass up yummy Pumpkin Pie with Whipped Cream!") we would waddle away from the table to find that ALL the comfortable chairs in the house had been taken up by Uncles and Grandpas...each with a pipe, cigar or cigarette.

The atmosphere soon became so thick that if it weren't for the heat and the stuffiness and the pain of being stuffed, you'd want to tear chunks of smoke out of the air, roll it up like cotton candy and have a smoke fight with your cousins.

They wouldn't even let us lie on the floor and try to die. They wanted us away so they could swear while they watched the college bowl games. So we ended up being forced outside.

It was usually about 29º or so...too cold to have any fun unless you kept running...not an option. With waist high snow too cold to even make a snowball with, the ONLY good thing was getting away from the smoke.

i'd usually sneak back inside and fall asleep under the coats in Grandma's guest bed. Then wake up starving and go hit the pies i'd been cheated out of earlier.

Apart from "101 ways to Truss Your Turkey", that's the only kinda BDSM connection i can think of.

The pain was REAL though!

Blue

 

[MasterKensbeany]

Hoping everyone...

... had a glorious Thanksgiving.



Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

But I just couldn't sleep

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -

The dark meat and white

But I fought the temptation

With all of my might.

Tossing and turning

With anticipation

The thought of a snack

Became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,

Flung open the door

And gazed at the fridge,

Full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey

And buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots,

Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling

So plump and so round,

'Til all of a sudden,

I rose off the ground..

I crashed through the ceiling,

Floating into the sky

With a mouthful of pudding

And a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell

As I soared past the trees....

Happy eating to all -

Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy

Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious

May your pies take the prize,

May your Thanksgiving dinner

Stay off of your thighs.

 

[Justina123]

My Dominant joined my 4 at home kids and I for the day. His willingness to help cook the dinner, be around the kids, etc. made this an extra special Thanksgiving for this single parent.

-justina

 

[lovetoread]

My Dominant joined my 4 at home kids and I for the day. His willingness to help cook the dinner, be around the kids, etc. made this an extra special Thanksgiving for this single parent.

-justina

Actually that is, to me, so very wonderful.

You are very lucky.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Hoping everyone...

... had a glorious Thanksgiving.



Twas the night of Thanksgiving,

But I just couldn't sleep

I tried counting backwards,

I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -

The dark meat and white

But I fought the temptation

With all of my might.

Tossing and turning

With anticipation

The thought of a snack

Became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,

Flung open the door

And gazed at the fridge,

Full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey

And buttered potatoes,

Pickles and carrots,

Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling

So plump and so round,

'Til all of a sudden,

I rose off the ground..

I crashed through the ceiling,

Floating into the sky

With a mouthful of pudding

And a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell

As I soared past the trees....

Happy eating to all -

Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,

May your turkey be plump.

May your potatoes 'n gravy

Have nary a lump.

May your yams be delicious

May your pies take the prize,

May your Thanksgiving dinner

Stay off of your thighs.

Wonderful!

Thanks for posting.


Eb

 

[Ebonyfire]

My Dominant joined my 4 at home kids and I for the day. His willingness to help cook the dinner, be around the kids, etc. made this an extra special Thanksgiving for this single parent.

-justina

Glad your day was a good one.

Eb

 

[catalina_francisco]

Naturally we don't celebrate Thanksgiving here, but as I have had many US friends for the past couple of decades I have become aware of the frivolity and tradition, as well as specialness of the holiday. Thought the timing was perfect for bumping this thread from our indominateable Eb.

Catalina

 

[dragonlace]

A friend once explained stuffing a turkey as fisting it...lol so every time i have turkey i imagine that and just laugh......will be having two thanksgiving dinners myself....one with my brothers wifes family and one with mine......will be stuffed...lol no pun intended

 

[Netzach]

While not overtly SM themed, my fiance's sister, best buddies who are probably coming up AND his dad and M and I all share a very inappropriate sense of humor.

With his mom gone, just this last year, I think lewd sexual innuendo and bad jokes may see us through the holiday.

 

[deepstare]

An idea!

A BDSM twist on Thanksgiving....hmmm... Maybe some public humiliation of the turkey in the form of "Yeah that's right I cooked you and and I cooked you WELL damn it. Damn well better kiss the chef. Never, ever again resist my attempts to marinate you or you WILL know pain!"

 

[DisGirlisNutz]

I think my thanksgiving will be a bit diffrent this yr... I am thinking about going to a elegant Hotel in Miami and have dinner....

DGN

 

[D's mariposa]

So to those here who celebrate this holiday, is there something you do covertly or overtly to add a BDSM slant to this puritan celebration of excess?

I celebrate it in a vanilla way cause my subs are with their families. It is basically a cook, eat and drink marathon.

Eb

Thanksgiving is celebrated the trad way at our house, except D and I usually have to work..

edited to add... Hey Ysa!! You gonna tell us the Turkey Bonage story this year? Pleeaaassseeee? Pretty please with a flogging on top?

 

[DRxBlue]

Snow's got us bogged down already...

Just a couple days into the season and we alrady have snow banks so high that we'll have to be sending all the rest of the Season's "festooning" to some other town.

Sure would love to set at the table my Soul-Sister Ebonyfire usually sets. Even mac & cheese can be a gourmet treat if you use the right ingredient... Love, of course.

Hope you all end up with a skinfull to bustin' with Joy and Good Company

Blue

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

This year?

He and I, for a nice long visit. A new flogger. An evil wand. His wonderful Soup.

Screw tradition.



~anelize

 

[niteshade]

Man, I got all excited thinking there had been an EB sighting.

Oh well. I am probably working, but if I am not, I will be submitting to a fate more boring than the most monotone history professor... Football.

I hate football, but all of my friends love it, and the tradition for the last several years has been to gather at my best friend's house for fried turkey, borrowed basic trainees from the air force base, and lots and lots of booze. I usually find a way to make the best of it, but these people are serious about their football... it is on the bigscreen tv, and blairing from all of the indoor/outdoor speakers as well. I usually try to get fuzzy fairly early in order to blunt my senses. Sometimes it even works.

 

[hurtme]

you all seem to have wonderful thanksgivings, I however have to be different and say that i loathe thanksgiving. Sure, the food is good, and by november I am usually craivng some turkey nad gravey, but other than that, I try to avoid everyone. I usually have to make stops at at least three or four places. My ex-So's, hwere I have to pretend to not detest his sister, who loathes me because she is a close minded snob and for no other reason, then my grandmothers, where my huge family on that side are all glaring at me for wearing all black, and not praying before the meal, and then they make snide comments about how I am the perrenial college student, then I have to endure at least an hour of how I should be able to work full time, voulenteer (blah, can't spell, but both of which I do), go to college (yup, do that too) keep a spotless house at all times, without asking my ex-SO's help (he is also my now roomate) AND have time to cook three hot homemade meals a day for him...cause its not like I have any kids...Then I have to go to my other grandmothers...the adults are usually all half in the bag by the time I get there...and normally bickering ensues, I have to deal with being ignored by my father who most years won't speak to me unless his wife pipes up and forces him to. By the time I leave there, most of the family has either fallen into a drunken/drug induced stupor or gotten into screaming matches and left in a huff...Oddly enough, i find most of it humerous, then again, to be in my family, you have to learn to laugh at everything...I mean, I like being tortured, but there is a limit even for me...suffice it to say, I would much rather not have to deal with it at all...then again, I assure you, it is much MUCH better than xmas...lol