"Thanksgiving" - An argument for the unceremonious abolishment of capitalism

[Statist]

"Thanksgiving" - An argument for the unceremonious abolishment of capitalism

On this day, millions of already corpulent Americans will gorge themselves on poultry and treacle-sodden sweet potatoes while billions worldwide go hungry. Tomorrow, these same bourgeois gluttons will descend on their corporatist temples in order to save pennies on the latest technological flotsam. And whom labours to produce these baubles? The very same starving children that are deprived food so that Americans may indulge!

Has there ever been a greater argument for relegating capitalism to the rubbish bin of history than this festival of excess?

 

[pete]

hey bro, i heard best buy's having a SWEET sale on mp3 players!

let's go!!

 

[Statist]

hey bro, i heard best buy's having a SWEET sale on mp3 players!

let's go!!

I know you are attempting to mock me, but your example is a good one. The steel used to craft your "Zune" was tempered in the blood of the working class. Every song played thereon may as well be the anguished shriek of the proletarian that lives as a slave to your imperialistic lusts.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just because a woman likes a man to stuff her turkey doesn't make her a capitalist.

 

[eyer]

You need to work on developing this character a lot more before you so prematurely expose it...

...else no one will be able to distinguish it from archicus.

 

[pete]

dude i can't tell if you're fucking with me, or just crazy. maybe a little of both.

your anti-capitalist rants, while unintentionally funny, are pretty ridiculous in their characterizations.

there's 7 billion people on the planet, all with minds of their own, ideas of their own, ambitions of their own. it's only natural that some are going to rise to the top, and others are going to wallow at the bottom. but the vast majority will be in the middle.

so quit yer bitchin, and go on a beer run, will ya? i'm low on sam adam's

 

[Statist]

Just because a woman likes a man to stuff her turkey doesn't make her a capitalist.

Do you not realize that the giblets you so thoughtlessly use to "flavour the gravy" would supply a poor family with precious iron-rich food for nothing short of a week? A flavour-enhancer to you would mean life-saving nutrients for them.

You are a capitalist.

 

[pete]

Do you not realize that the giblets you so thoughtlessly use to "flavour the gravy" would supply a poor family with precious iron-rich food for nothing short of a week? A flavour-enhancer to you would mean life-saving nutrients for them.

You are a capitalist.

the mere fact that you're posting here is evidence of your complete hypocrisy.

i'll wait

 

[Statist]

You need to work on developing this character a lot more before you so prematurely expose it...

...else no one will be able to distinguish it from archicus.

Character? I am no character, save for that which governs my life and leads me straight along the path set before me by the State.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I intend to purchase nothing.

 

[Statist]

the mere fact that you're posting here is evidence of your complete hypocrisy.

i'll wait

Hypocrisy? Haha! I laugh at your capitalist smear campaign. I post here merely to spread the words of the Architects of Communism. Without me, the ignorant masses may well remain ignorant to the words of Marx.

 

[eyer]

Character? I am no character, save for that which governs my life and leads me straight along the path set before me by the State.

...and you smell like archicus.

Don't forget that...

 

[Statist]

I intend to purchase nothing.

You are wise, comrade.

 

[Statist]

...and you smell like archicus.

Don't forget that...

And you reek of bourgeois flatulence.

 

[eyer]

...the ignorant masses may well remain ignorant...

As if anything else is possible...

 

[eyer]

And you reek of bourgeois flatulence.

Sorry...

...that is impossible in 2 ways:

1. My economic sh!t stinks of way below the US poverty level for an individual, and

2. I'm not French

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do you not realize that the giblets you so thoughtlessly use to "flavour the gravy" would supply a poor family with precious iron-rich food for nothing short of a week? A flavour-enhancer to you would mean life-saving nutrients for them.

You are a capitalist.

I'm not a capitalist, brother.

I don't have giblets. And I don't like gravy. I just want a male with a thick turkey baster.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Capitalists provide AAA service for starving socialists everywhere.

 

[akatrex]

there's 7 billion people on the planet, all with minds of their own, ideas of their own, ambitions of their own. it's only natural that some are going to rise to the top, and others are going to wallow at the bottom. but the vast majority will be in the middle.

Ditto that ^^^^^

Statist I suggest that you go work for the Peacecorps and do something about it!!!

Send me a prepaid shipping container and I'll ship them my leftovers!

 

[Statist]

I'm not a capitalist, brother.

I don't have giblets. And I don't like gravy. I just want a male with a thick turkey baster.

Your materialism is showing, Reaganite.

 

[Statist]

Ditto that ^^^^^

Statist I suggest that you go work for the Peacecorps and do something about it!!!

Send me a prepaid shipping container and I'll ship them my leftovers!

Do you know nothing of my back story? My parents were both members of the imperialist Peace Corps in British Honduras, my place of birth. They worked to spread the vile gospel of free market economics whilst the children around me scrounged in the gutter for even the smallest bits of food and food-like objects. It was there that I cast off the bonds of capitalist brainwashery after I was given a used copy of Comrade Lenin's autobiography.

 

[Wok]

Do you know nothing of my back story? My parents were both members of the imperialist Peace Corps in British Honduras, my place of birth. They worked to spread the vile gospel of free market economics whilst the children around me scrounged in the gutter for even the smallest bits of food and food-like objects. It was there that I cast off the bonds of capitalist brainwashery after I was given a used copy of Comrade Lenin's autobiography.

Oh. You are not Uzbek.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Your materialism is showing, Reaganite.

That's not my materialism.

Reaganite? Is that the rock you use it to heavy the burden of the people, champagne socialist?!

 

[Statist]

That's not my materialism.

Reaganite? Is that the rock you use it to heavy the burden of the people, champagne socialist?!

That is outrageous! I am a fully atheist communist, and any allusion to those Thatcherian poseurs nearly causes me nausea.

 

[parodyluvr75]

That is outrageous! I am a fully atheist communist, and any allusion to those Thatcherian poseurs nearly causes me nausea.

I struck a nerve. What's your real issue with the English? Are you a Frenchman?