Isabella Thorne
Saucy Ambassador of Tarty Foreign Affairs
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This Monday is the Canadian Thanksgiving (it is a long weekend - yeaaaa!). I would like to take this opportunity to wish my Canadian friends a very Happy Thanksgiving and also to thank all my literotica friends for their kindness, support, and friendship. I am so glad that I met you! 
Oh, hey, also I have a new title now - I sure hope you like it ... the "saucy" part was just added recently after a "Laurel inspiration" (ha ha Laurel).
I hope you enjoy this joke. I think it is hilarious ... but I noticed there are no Canadians on this island. Do you have any ideas of what 2 Canadian men and 1 Canadian woman would do? I'd love to know what you think.
HOW PEOPLE GET ALONG
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together as a threesome and having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they alternate with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds into strands for making ropes and whips.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning, cooking and ironing for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested ocean and then a look at the Polish woman ....... and started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and have each set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an alternative because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey.
The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out all the other men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody Australian Wankers!
Both New Zealand men have disregarded the New Zealand woman and are searching the island for sheep.
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Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet,
second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
~Wayne Newton~
Oh, hey, also I have a new title now - I sure hope you like it ... the "saucy" part was just added recently after a "Laurel inspiration" (ha ha Laurel).
I hope you enjoy this joke. I think it is hilarious ... but I noticed there are no Canadians on this island. Do you have any ideas of what 2 Canadian men and 1 Canadian woman would do? I'd love to know what you think.
HOW PEOPLE GET ALONG
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
One month later, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together as a threesome and having loads of sex.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule when they alternate with the German woman who has twisted some palm fronds into strands for making ropes and whips.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning, cooking and ironing for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless shark infested ocean and then a look at the Polish woman ....... and started swimming.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and have each set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is an alternative because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey.
The two Australian men got drunk and beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who in turn, is checking out all the other men, sure that she can do better than 'Bloody Australian Wankers!
Both New Zealand men have disregarded the New Zealand woman and are searching the island for sheep.
__________________
Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen.
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet,
second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
~Wayne Newton~
